A friend of mine had NSU (non specific urethritis) according to him it hurt when he went for a piss.
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A friend of mine had NSU (non specific urethritis) according to him it hurt when he went for a piss.
It's the nice girlie thing, NR; women don't do a number 2, they don't sweat or smell bad, they don't talk about 'nasty' things and they certainly don't do 'nasty' things. It's a bit like Santa Claus, and I believe in it... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
HA HA HA we all be witches...
^I live in hope...
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A mate of mine got a std, in Thailand, English girl; he said it wasn't very nice...
mmm I'd pound that. :tieme:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Im actaully surprised at the poll results.:)
But we sleep with men...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Yup! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
But you shouldn't; we've horrible, dirty creatures best avoided...Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
Yup, horrible sweaty hairy steal the duvet things. Only good for keeping my feet warm in the Winter. And, the last one kept the cats off me. They slept draped across him and gave me a bit of peace.
That will teach you not to shave..Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
I would have guessed that when it comes to women, the only viruses you could catch Socal would be computer viruses. :rolleyes:
Don't forget to check those e-mails for spam son.
No dipshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aberlour
My vote remains anonymous ...
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Originally Posted by Aberlour
probably struggle to catch Glandular Fever! :mid:
Shaving or not - you can still get them. Also, we do not shave anymore - we either use a cream or get waxed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir BuriThat will teach you not to shave..Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
^ May I suggest you change your nic to CrabCat?
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Originally Posted by alwarner
I had an NSU once, but traded it in for a Mini. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/10/1850.jpg
NSU Motorenwerke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Admitting you owned of these cars was acutely more embarrassing than owning up to having a STD, tbh.
I think it would be nice to have a NSU :)
1950's NSU 250 Motorcycle - YouTube
female in the yes column..Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycatShaving or not - you can still get them. Also, we do not shave anymore - we either use a cream or get waxed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir BuriThat will teach you not to shave..Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
I don't think crabs are an STD. More of an infestation than an infection. Excessive scratching may lead to an infection though. Never had them but I've had bites from bed bugs offshore.
Its an std man...Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
So vote accordingly. :rolleyes:
No wonder it hurt when he went for a piss then!Quote:
Originally Posted by kmartQuote:
Originally Posted by alwarner
I had an NSU once, but traded it in for a Mini. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/10/1850.jpg
NSU Motorenwerke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Admitting you owned of these cars was acutely more embarrassing than owning up to having a STD, tbh.
I have already posted a suggestion on how to get one. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by boloa
Hope you weren't talking about the Ro80 coupe. Extremely beautiful. Wankel engine. Way ahead of its time with the wedge shape and large windows.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmartQuote:
Originally Posted by alwarner
I had an NSU once, but traded it in for a Mini. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2013/10/1850.jpg
NSU Motorenwerke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Admitting you owned of these cars was acutely more embarrassing than owning up to having a STD, tbh.
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A bit unfair, wasn't that bad... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainfall
What, bed bugs?Quote:
Originally Posted by socalIts an std man...Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
So vote accordingly. :rolleyes:
It's one thing to catch an STD, but to catch one one offshore is, well, pretty fucking lucky as long as it's with a woman.
Oh, and always wear flip-flops in the shower whilst avoiding wall contact.
If the creepy crawlers descended on your short and curleys then it's an std. I know it's kind of humiliating that you managed to get an std masturbating but it is what it is ...Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk digglerWhat, bed bugs?Quote:
Originally Posted by socalIts an std man...Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk diggler
So vote accordingly. :rolleyes:
It's one thing to catch an STD, but to catch one one offshore is, well, pretty fucking lucky as long as it's with a woman.
Oh, and always wear flip-flops in the shower whilst avoiding wall contact.