Sneak under the bedsheets (lights out was 21:00hrs)
Radio Luxembourg through the white plaggy earpiece so the prefects didn't duff you up.
One ear piece perfectly suited to evolution.
Music in one ear, the other ear tuned to stalkers.
Then they invented stereo.
We read about it in the music paper - it was a way to recreate the real sound.
Then i got me some stereo headphones.
Didn't sound real to me.
'Specially when one side busted out.
And i got kyboshed.