Thread: Are you "living the dream"

Originally Posted by jamescollister

Beer is a reward after a hard hot day, not a reason for the day.

Originally Posted by jamescollister

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by jamescollister

One mans nightmare is another mans dream, depends on where you come from and what you've seen.
I sleep at night, no bad dreams, food to eat, beer to drink, nothing more I need, a nightmare to some, stupidity to others, but OK for me. Jim

Good post. Do you need the beer to sleep at night? What would life be like without it? I don't drink alcohol, I'm a strict herbalist.

Do you ever look over your shoulder? If so, why?

Like beer, this time of year drink too much, boredom from the rain. Other times, so tied from working or hiking, couple of cold ones and sound asleep.

Beer is a reward after a hard hot day, not a reason for the day.
In the west , when in a bar or pub, I would take what I call the gunfighters seat, back to the wall can see the door..
Here have no front door, never lock bedroom doors, yet have people openly carrying guns, kids play in street, have no fear day or night.
OK for me and mine. Jim

That's cool, man.

Hey, Bung, I don't feel embarrassed and I've never blushed when commenting over the internet.

Suck the pips out of that one.

I cannot get my head around a life dream or somebody that harbours this type of mental challenge.

Life is pretty hard wherever you choose to live and work and most of us go with the flow for the best part of our working and family life.

Some of us can make choices along the way and once the family are secure and taken care of but few and far between.

My personal, not lifetime dream, if I have one, is to be a professional musician but I guess I will have to play as an amateur and whenever I get the opportunity.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by flashbang

Are you "living the dream"

Indeed I am. I have spent all my money on a hut in the jungle, so now I am working abroad and sending money home, eagerly awaiting the day I can return and give the missus the rest of my money; petrol isn't cheap (the car payments will be finished soon too)...

Are you happy with this situation? Is somebody holding a gun to your head, or is this your own free will?

Do you wear the trousers?

Are you scared of your bird?

Will this end in tears?

Why am I asking completely inappropriate questions to strangers?

Is this what I have become?

What is the answer?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I cannot get my head around a life dream or somebody that harbours this type of mental challenge.

Life is pretty hard wherever you choose to live and work and most of us go with the flow for the best part of our working and family life.

I am not one to just "go with the flow"

I need a goal, a dream, something to focus on, something to work for every day.

But what happens when you get there? Is it possible to get there?

If I get there I will probably have a nice smoke, eat chicken curry and chips and watch a movie.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Do you wear the trousers?

I often get asked that question...

Originally Posted by flashbang

Is this what I have become?

Too cryptic? Here:

I'm certainly living other peoples' dreams but my dreams are exactly that - dreams.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Are you "living the dream"
Or are you just incredibly stupid?

Can't you be both?

hanging this "semi flounce" out to dry a little arnt we?

Originally Posted by flashbang

I am not one to just "go with the flow"

I need a goal, a dream, something to focus on, something to work for every day.

But what happens when you get there? Is it possible to get there?

Na mate, fuk that EH. I have mates like you that must go to work everyday to pass the time. There driving themselves nuts Bro.

Just chill the fuk out, go around your mates gaff, bang down a few bongs and go buy a pizza or something.

Good fun dat.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

low "D" for effort.
Lacks originality, evidence of a personal melt-down
OP seems to have come to Thailand to resolve some deep personal issues, blames Thailand for not providing answers to own self-deficiencies.

How's about it FB? will you now haunt Thai related forums trolling those folks that chose a life you could not handle? Will you now post ridiculous tripe with some sort of pathetic glee, think you have "put 'em in their place?"

Kinda weak. don't you think?

BTW -- Left Thailand after 10 years, been home for nearly three. Miss some aspects of Thailand, don't miss others. Life is pretty much the same; here, there. There are some interesting, yet superficial, differences.

Life is what you make it. Yours won't get better simply because you left Thailand behind - hope you feel better soon.

I will give you an "E" for that mate, not very good.

When you older guys talk like this, it just screams self projection. Honestly, most of you are older than my father.

I'm just having a laugh, mate. I went to Thailand with my mates as a young man to party and smoke landrace sativa's, not to find a 4 out of ten and buy her a house.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure, to be sure, to be sure ....






~Murphy's Law

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by flashbang

I am not one to just "go with the flow"

I need a goal, a dream, something to focus on, something to work for every day.

But what happens when you get there? Is it possible to get there?

Na mate, fuk that EH. I have mates like you that must go to work everyday to pass the time. There driving themselves nuts Bro.

Just chill the fuk out, go around your mates gaff, bang down a few bongs and go buy a pizza or something.

Good fun dat.

My dream is not to climb the corporate ladder, mate, quite the opposite.

Originally Posted by flashbang

I will give you an "E" for that mate, not very good.

I went to Thailand with my mates as a young man to party and smoke landrace sativa's, not to find a 4 out of ten and buy her a house.

Yes I must agree, I mean buying a bint a noodle soup is OK but a fuking house is a bit silly innit ?

I mean, fuk me EH, a house simply ain't necessary unless your well coined up and its for your mum.

Smoking some Sativa is much more fun and cheaper as well.

Yes, fuk buying 4 out of ten a house EH.

Originally Posted by flashbang

My dream is not to climb the corporate ladder, mate, quite the opposite.

Good move dat. I worked with guys that sucked cock all the way to the top and now every fucker hates them. Foking yes men and little bitches many of them.

The extra money they are making they can shove it up there arses as its simply not worth it at the end of the day especially when there wives fuk off with another cock that's waiting in the wings because there husbands are at work all day and night.

Oh well, shit happens EH.

Innit. You knows the score, Tel.

some seem to confuse dreams with ambition....
never frickin dreamt I would end up on a frickin rubber farm in Thailand that is for sure.
When I left school I dreamed of being a United Dairies milkman in a little electric float rather than the apprenticeship I was serving.

Guess the answer to the question is NO. but ......

I guess my pie in the sky dream was to be skipper of frickin big warship...but hey!

^ ^

Oh yes, I buy a house for my self and not for a 4 out of ten who will run off with the next swinging cock.

Seems like some guys just cant wait to give there money away.

I put that down to the poor bastards not being able to get pussy and they come to Thailand and are knocked over because Nok from Nana reckons he has a massive cock and is dead friggin handsome .

Then Herman does his nuts over Nok and buys her a House. Funny as fuk that EH.

Anyway, fuk Herman, his DAD started the war.

Originally Posted by flashbang

I'm just having a laugh, mate.

Then this multi-thread, protracted "flounce" is all about a laugh is it? OK. if you say so. The Land-race Sats in Thailand are highly over-rated. Just like everything else in Thailand, the best of the best gets shipped overseas.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by flashbang

I'm just having a laugh, mate.

Then this multi-thread, protracted "flounce" is all about a laugh is it? OK. if you say so. The Land-race Sats in Thailand are highly over-rated. Just like everything else in Thailand, the best of the best gets shipped overseas.

Yes, for real. I'm just a dick. I made a sharp exit from the Thai a few years ago and have not been back since.

Shortly after returning home I got a serious injury which fucked me up mentally and physically.

I quite like SE Asia Sats, but I want to go to the mountains of Columbia and smoke some of their plants. The only problem is those darn Farc guerrillas, I know I could roundhouse about 50 of them but they've got massive machine guns.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by kingwilly

This is like the bus wanker smeg.

Keep this on the low-low, but were you hard when typing this?

Nope. But I was earlier today when I was purving on the secretaries pins. She had a proper short skirt on and makes sure to toddle around on 3 inch platform Jimmy Choos.