What's your 'national dress'?

[gaysexbyproxy]

Some (high school) students today asked me why I never wear my 'national dress' to work. Students and teachers typically wear traditional clothing on Fridays and it's quite a nice change of pace, actually.


I responded that I did, nearly every day...pressed shirt and trousers, necktie, belt and dress shoes. They said nope, too generic. I asked what I should wear instead to be more representative of the USA, and the answers were quite humorous: cowboy, cheerleader, astronaut, basketball player, soldier, rapper, etc.


It got me thinking, what the hell is my 'national dress' anyway?


wife beater and jeans with a backwards baseball cap...?


cowboy, hipster, goth, prison inmate, biker gang, frat boy, mass murderer armed to the teeth...?


People of Walmart...?


fat suit...?


I dunno.




HOW ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?

[9999]

Aussie:

[david44]

The McReefer clan traditionally sport a kilt and Fez

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[Davis Knowlton]

Philippines: Tank-top, shorts, flip-flops, and sometimes a baseball cap - preferably with the logo of a US ship. That's for flips. For me, same minus ball cap.

[9999]

The best food I had in Manila was a place called 'Army-Navy' they sold heavy arse yanky food - burgers etc, the burritos were pretty good and they home delivered.

I don't see how flippos can have their own dress when they don't even have their own identity.

[Marmite the Dog]

what the hell is my 'national dress' anyway?

OR

[baldrick]

and the answers were quite humorous: cowboy, cheerleader, astronaut, basketball player, soldier, rapper, etc.

the village people ?


oz national dress - wide brimmed hat , blue singlet , pair of stubbies , and rubber thongs

[gaysexbyproxy]

I'm gonna guess the UK would be

some sort of football jersey
and
a shitload of ugly and poorly administered tattoos

(or no shirt and just the tattoos)

[Bettyboo]

^ I like that look in meself and me chavesses...

[youneverknow]

America has a lot of possibilities...

[palexxxx]

I'm gonna guess the UK would be

some sort of football jersey
and
a shitload of ugly and poorly administered tattoos

(or no shirt and just the tattoos)

You forgot the hanky with the corners knotted, on the head

Like this,

[alitongkat]

roughly like this...

[9999]

Could be worse. You could be Scottish...

[gaysexbyproxy]

roughly like this...

damn.

Those chicks are seriously beat. Is that the best your country has to offer?

I'd hit the Scottish ones if they came as a package deal and all deep-throated...

[ltnt]

Try the Miley Cyres look GSBP?

[VocalNeal]

here is a few:

[kmart]

Working class Northern monkey attire, circa 1930's.

[patsycat]

That's me at the front. The most beautiful cow from the summer pastures.

Note to the fashionados the wonderful and original way i wear my crown of flowers.

[alitongkat]

wow, long time no see a fat cow...

[patsycat]

Yup, they've been up in dem pastures all summer eating good stuff. They are spoiled silly. But produce good milk, cheese and meat - so no compaints.

[withnallstoke]

Cockneys gathering together to mock the dress style of the norveners. (circa 2013)

[somtamslap]

Try the Miley Cyres look

Withnall 'twerks' in fields full of sheep whilst dressed in his ram outfit. The lengths that man will go to for a livestock buggery session is quite astonishing.

[blue]

British and American dress is the international dress.
The rest of the world copied out attire , for both formal and casual ,and then have the cheek to say we haven't got any culture.

[alitongkat]

will google some cow-pics from before the war... would be interesting to see, if they ever looked like their asian sorry-butt-counterparts...

partially, i dont really understand the thing... as they eat grass and that is even in asian countries quite available... a european cow outweights 2 to 3 asian cows...

[gaysexbyproxy]

^same same with the women, typically