Saturday = Football day.
Sunday = Chinese shop offday.
Monday = Chinese shop open day.
Tuesday = Day before no haircut day.
Wednesday = No haircut day.
Thursday = Day before drinking day.
Friday = Get fucked drinking day.
Saturday = Football day.
Sunday = Chinese shop offday.
Monday = Chinese shop open day.
Tuesday = Day before no haircut day.
Wednesday = No haircut day.
Thursday = Day before drinking day.
Friday = Get fucked drinking day.
saturday: football day
sunday: drink all day day
monday: regret sunday day
tuesday: football day
wednesday: body fucking aches day
thursday: a loooooong day
friday: try not to go to bed too early day
Mon: You dink too much day
Tue: Drink Again! Day
Wed: Nobody drinks like you Day
Thur: Oh, its not even lunchtime yet! Day
Fri: Why do you drink so much Day
Sat: I want you to not drink so much day (Hah, yeah, on a rugby day, big chance)
Sun: You have alcoholisticism day
I only drink on days with an 'R' in them. Mondray Tuesdray Wednesdray you get the picture.
Footbon Day...
Get the pronounciation right!
I don't wear a watch
I've stopped using a calendar
I'm barely aware what year it is
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