Salmon Head - What Do I Do With It?

[English Noodles]

What am I supposed to do with it?

[Gerbil]

give it to a cat.

[rawlins]

I'd be inclined to chuck it in the bin... Only 50 baht wasted after all.

What inspired you to buy that?.. did you feel sorry for him?

[English Noodles]

What inspired you to buy that?

I have no idea, I just thought it looked funny.

[English Noodles]

give it to a cat.

I'm thinking about steaming it and giving it to the dogs to play with.

[blackgang]

God Damn, A dollar and a half for a fucking salmon head that we throw over the side when cleaning as they come aboard when they are reeled in when trolling as they have to be gutted as soon as they leave the water to get a prime price for them, and cannery dressed is tips off and shop dressed is tips on and not cut all the way to the gills,, the tips are where the gills form on the bony plate just behind the gills.
When cannery dressing on a swede boat the tips are put in the salt barrel and they are either smoked or used to make "lutenslauger" [sp] which is salt salmon tips potatoes and cheese in a cream sauce casserole cooked in the oven,, Jesus Christ I wish I had some now and I just finish supper. I haven't had any of that stuff since I worked as a swivelneck on a boat for a Finlander out of Illwaco Washington when it was to rough on the bar to haul charters.

[rawlins]

Soup...

[dirtydog]

Hollow it out and put some string through it so you can wear it over your nose?

[Gerbil]

Hook it up to a battery and try and reanimate the dead.

[Fuzzy Bob]

[jizzybloke]

Take it out with you to a bar and talk to it, make sure you laugh at it's jokes

see how long it takes before the men in white coats come for you,

[dirtydog]

Get it one of those Thai tattoos that will make it bullet proof then take it out.

[melvbot]

I have no idea, I just thought it looked funny.

Looks more like grumpy to me, mind you his head has been chopped off.

[Lotuseater]

Tom Yum

[Chairman Mao]

Put it in someone's letterbox.
Slip it into someone's bag.
Go to Homepro and zip into one of the sofa cushions. Will take 'em weeks to find where the smell is coming from.

Thousands of things to do it. 50baht well spent.

[dirtydog]

I think putting it unwrapped into someones hand bag would be pretty funny, or tie it hanging from someones door frame at eye level height then knock on their door and run away.

[Chairman Mao]

Yeah, whatever you do don't eat the fucking thing.

[Cap cha cha]

1 Bouillabaise 2 Tip for bar fine 3 Ebay to Penang where fish head is eithe a delicacy or a v sexy shark

[melvbot]

Hide behind a wall near a noodle stand and use it like a hand puppet to scare the gonads off some nearby Thais by making it talk.

My Mrs would have eaten the eyes by now.

[Thetyim]

[English Noodles]

Decisions, decisions, decisions!

[blackgang]

From the looks in that pic there are no tips on it so it would not be worth a fuck for anything anyway, I buy headless salmon for smoking and I get the shop dressed with tips intact and I smoke those and eat them myself.
They are the richest part of a salmon.

[Butterfly]

give it to a cat.

give it to Scampy, he'll eat anything

[November Rain]

I'm thinking about steaming it and giving it to the dogs to play with.

Raw is better for them, but go for it.

[Jet Gorgon]

The cheeks and the eyeballs are good to eat, but that fish head is so well past its due date (look at the rheumy eyes) I wouldn't even give it to my animals. But go ahead, noodle-o, steam it and eat. Waste not, want not.