Here one for a slow Thursday

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/sp...agewanted=all&

Graeme Adams, an Everton fan, said he once attended a San Francisco Giants game and was bored to the point of inertia by the slowness of the pace, by the fact that everybody seemed to spend the whole time eating and by what he perceived as the narcoleptic listlessness of the crowd.