During my work as a truck driver each day as you can imagine I get to see a fairly wide spectrum of events unfold in front of me ,, some pretty horrific , some sad , some frustrating and crazy , but today,s one beat the lot .
I was entering Colchester town from the main A120 road from Ipswich ,, a car in front of me , fairly heavy traffis a 30 mph limit so I am holding well back as I am fully loaded , anyway we approach a road on the nearside with traffic waiting to turn right across our paths with a guy in a small car parts van at the head of the queue ,, so were nearly on top of him and he pulls right out in front of the car in front of me , he stands on his brake they miss by fag papers ,, so they guy in the car gives it the biggun out the window to this van driver , he stops in the middle of the road in front of him gets out ,,,,,,,and I,m thinking here we go !
Then I realise he is wearing a dress with opaque tights on to cover his hairy legs ! He starts tapping on the cars window and remonstrating with him ,, unfortunately at this stage I had tears running down my cheeks and forgot to get the camera out .
Anyway it fizzled out as quick as it started with this ( guy ? ) mincing back into his car parts van and wheel spinning off ,,
When we pulled up at the next set of lights I shouted out me window to the befuddled and confused guy in front of me '' You didnt know whether to thump it or hump it did you ? "
I know these freaks have to dress like a woman for 2 years before they chop the bits off , we have one driving a local bus round here ,, but please give me a break![]()