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    Are you an alcoholic?

    OK - take the test and answer honestly - my score was 30%

    Am I An Alcoholic - Take a Self-Assessment Alcoholic Test
    alcoholism.about.com/od/tests/a/quiz_alcoholic.htm

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    you too pissed to actually put a link ?

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    5% I must be a wowser.

    Here's the link
    Am I An Alcoholic - Take a Self-Assessment Alcoholic Test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    you too pissed to actually put a link ?
    Lol - no just an old fart not too good on the comp

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    You answered 1 items out of 20 Yes.

    Your score is 5%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and possibly considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. You may want to seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.

    just a warning to you drinkers
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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    I would say that is self assessment for chronic alcoholics.

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    The quiz slows my computer down. Stuck on 14 now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S Landreth
    Your score is 5%
    You must be a really boring cnut.

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    So I drink every day, I go to word every day,the last day I have had of from a hang over 40 years ago.

    I Guess I'm a alco

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    What queations.
    I cliccked everywheere but I can''t see them

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    2 down thank god I am okay. Never a sick day in 20+ years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    The quiz slows my computer down. Stuck on 14 now.
    No - it is alzheimer's mixed with piss

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    I thought the same thetyim, but you have to scroll down and click. The first paragraph I think. I cant hit back 20 times and have no idea how to get back to where I started.

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    I'm working on my third alcoholic life....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyman
    No - it is alzheimer's mixed with piss
    See the final result.

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    I'm winning so far then 35pc.
    Nearly the same pc as the drink I'm holding
    Hic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi
    So I drink every day, I go to word every day,the last day I have had of from a hang over 40 years ago.
    It could be affecting your spelling and grammar!!

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    Look at those 12 worried piss heads and 4 guests down the bottom taking the test

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    I like a beer but only in the company of friends and when my daily work assignments are finished.

    Never drink at home and hate the taste of wine, straight liqueurs and other hard stuff.

    I'm off for an amber ale now to think my life priorities over.

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    lol I got 4 yes out of 20 and it tells me Iam raving alco........... dunb ass test.


    I actually lol'd at the "Q; Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?"

    Fuck without beers in the evening I cannot sleep, shits me as I have "work tomorrow no drink today" drink regimine which means Iam awake at 2.00am every fucking work day, Saturdays and Sundays I sleeep till midday !!!!

    The Meth One's Fuck The Best !!


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    Q: Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?

    Who has not regretted drinking while nursing a hangover.

    Q: Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?

    Surely that indicates aversion to alcohol not alcoholism

    Q: Do you drink alone?

    So if you live alone then you are not allowed a beer unless you have a visitor?

    What a bunch of cobblers.

    Where is the question about whether you can play pool better after a few beers?

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    20% . alcohol dependant .

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    Good one ya mate have a green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Q: Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?

    Who has not regretted drinking while nursing a hangover.

    Q: Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?

    Surely that indicates aversion to alcohol not alcoholism

    Q: Do you drink alone?

    So if you live alone then you are not allowed a beer unless you have a visitor?

    What a bunch of cobblers.

    Where is the question about whether you can play pool better after a few beers?

    You expected a quiz that was not loaded............ ironic in this instance !!!

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    Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?

    Have you ever had a loss of memory as a result of drinking?

    those two questions are the most pathetic, anyone thats been on a bender is going to not remember and have remorse for not remembering

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