Thread: Your Favorite Posters.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Fuck, when I got out of Hospital last week I felt like I was 600 foking years old.

I'm on the mend though as its 16 days later and I'm feeling like I'm only 599 years old.

Should of flew to Bali yesterday but that's down the shitter so I'm confined to base reading shit written by Socal.

Not that bad though.

Get well. Take plenty of Vit C, water and gotu kola. (lobelia helps too, relaxes ya.)

Originally Posted by ENT

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Originally Posted by ENT

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Originally Posted by ENT

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seems Lobelia has made a malfunction

Jim Carrey gives mean head.

Looks lke you iz starting to get the message, cwnt. U can't hide, pervo.

Admin wont let me edit above post. It was directed at that lump AnalAndy.

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Jim Carrey gives mean head.

Mean? What he flicks around the bellend a bit, no sucking balls or anything and then stops after 30 seconds saying "I think you've had enough".

Very mean.

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by terry57

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29th September 1957 in fact.

Socal will suck my cock for my birthday present from TeakDoor.

I'll get him to wear Emma's wig.

The day Terry57 would turn down free oral satisfaction from Emma... That would be the day.....

Socal, I just pissed myself laughing looking at that stoopid cont Jim Carrey.

Very good, thanks for the laugh.


Anyway, I don't think that She/ he up top is Emma so if I decide to go the Head Job you wont tell anyone will Ya.

Originally Posted by ENT

Just did yer horoscope based on that info

PM me yer time and place of birth and I'll send ya the info.

Erm, OK ENT. I'll pop it in the snail mail EH.

I can do your Horrorscope without any rubbish like bithdate and time

( if you were born before your time by Caesarian, for example, that would screw it up)

just send the appropriate cash donation and a full horror story will be on it's way

Originally Posted by ENT

Just did yer horoscope based on that info

PM me yer time and place of birth and I'll send ya the info.

If you already did his horoscope why do you need the time and place of birth? Do you also need his favourite colour and inside leg measurement to complete the bullshit?

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by terry57

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29th September 1957 in fact.

Socal will suck my cock for my birthday present from TeakDoor.

I'll get him to wear Emma's wig.

The day Terry57 would turn down free oral satisfaction from Emma... That would be the day.....

Anyway, I don't think that She/ he up top is Emma so if I decide to go the Head Job you wont tell anyone will Ya.

No just PM me after its over and I wont tell anyone.

That is Emma. Backsearch the pic

Couple things... First off this thread wasn't intended to be a mincers paradise.. And lastly, Emma is a LB right? Uncle Butterfly said banging LBs doesn't make one a homo so why give terry and SoCal so much shit?

PS... If Lily Thai is a LB I don't hate them so much

Seems Lily Thai is actually Filapina, but the Thai angle was more marketable, pornwise. Understandable.

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Seems Lily Thai is actually Filapina, but the Thai angle was more marketable, pornwise. Understandable.

Indeed - Flipper Florence didn't sound so good. I was going to use the phrase "go down so well" but I guess she does.


Oh, and that is Emma. I had a traumatic experience trying to produce a picture of him for another thread. It is nasty what he has tucked down there. Just to think, socal has had it in his mouth as well.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Seems Lily Thai is actually Filapina, but the Thai angle was more marketable, pornwise. Understandable.

Indeed - Flipper Florence didn't sound so good. I was going to use the phrase "go down so well" but I guess she does.


Oh, and that is Emma. I had a traumatic experience trying to produce a picture of him for another thread. It is nasty what he has tucked down there. Just to think, socal has had it in his mouth as well.

Baha so I had a game of pool with Emma and that means I engaged to oral relations ? What kind of gay pool do you play.

So lily Thai is a ladyboy that you bang ?

Originally Posted by socal

Baha so I had a game of pool with Emma

It wasn't just a game of pool, was it Socal. I do believe you mentioned laying on her bed with her in a previous post. Covering things up and backtracking are highly suspicious.

Originally Posted by pickel

It wasn't just a game of pool, was it Socal. I do believe you mentioned laying on her bed with her in a previous post. Covering things up and backtracking are highly suspicious.

Indeed. The very first admission was that he went to Emmas man cave and stayed the night.

Originally Posted by socal

Sure i played pool with Emma, and after we went back to her apartment on her bike. Shes hot for a bloke, and no that is not gay. Naturally, I am a prime Canadian specimen and she wanted to compare cock girth with me. So I whipped my spaghetti out and after Emma had stopped laughing, she got her titan out of her panties. Something compelled me to reach forward and touch it, and as I did it jumped a little as it stirred awake. It was not the first time I had touched a cock. Being offshore means I do a lot of glory hole sucking as well you know, hence having short hair to stop it matting with jizz. Anyway i took emma in my mouth and blew her off and gargled his potato juice. I don't think this makes me gay though as she was having a good hair day.

Originally Posted by pickel

backtracking

Snicker!

Anyway, I forgot. My other favourite poster is Davis Knowlton. He's great.

lily thai? do you mean lucy thai? she's definitely a prateung

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by socal

Sure i played pool with Emma, and after we went back to her apartment on her bike. Shes hot for a bloke, and no that is not gay. Naturally, I am a prime Canadian specimen and she wanted to compare cock girth with me. So I whipped my spaghetti out and after Emma had stopped laughing, she got her titan out of her panties. Something compelled me to reach forward and touch it, and as I did it jumped a little as it stirred awake. It was not the first time I had touched a cock. Being offshore means I do a lot of glory hole sucking as well you know, hence having short hair to stop it matting with jizz. Anyway i took emma in my mouth and blew her off and gargled his potato juice. I don't think this makes me gay though as she was having a good hair day.

Fuking hell Socal,

If your poor Mum reads that she will not let you out of your room for 12 months.