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    Remember when...

    .. men were men and cocks were a decent size?



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    De-evolution...

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    We grow em big here in Africa 5555

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    Assuming that it is actually a footprint, imagine how much food the fucker would have needed to eat.

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    He says it's in granite. Granite is volcanic rock so I guess 'Bigfoot' was walking on lava?

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    A T. Rex dinosaur couldn't make a footprint in granite.

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    A one-legged giant....

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    when things were not so PC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEA Traveler View Post
    when things were not so PC.

    ...and independent thought process.

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    A one legged giant that likes to lay down and poke his foot in lava ? seems legit
    Last edited by malcy; 22-12-2012 at 11:49 PM. Reason: because i can

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    Quote Originally Posted by alwarner View Post
    Assuming that it is actually a footprint, imagine how much food the fucker would have needed to eat.
    Probably not much more than the average Merkin's daily bread.



    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    He says it's in granite. Granite is volcanic rock so I guess 'Bigfoot' was walking on lava?

    Oh ye of little faith.

    Man with Decent Sized Cock was out gathering his daily bread when he found himself having to run for his life from T.Rex Snr.

    Unfortunately he stepped into one of the ubiquitous magma flows that happened to be, like Baby Bear's porridge, just right. So he had a bad day. Shit happens.


    Note I did put it in the lounge.

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    Put there by god to test our faith


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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Put there by god to test our faith

    Thank god for that...

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    The fat cnut would have done better to have walked up to the top of the hill, caught his breath, and then started filming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Put there by god to test our faith

    Which God?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    He says it's in granite. Granite is volcanic rock so I guess 'Bigfoot' was walking on lava?
    It can take years for lava to cool. Granite is formed over millions of years. Mary Leakey found the Austalopithecis footprints in an old lava flow. That's not to say these are real, but in answer to your question, yes bigfoot must have been walking on lava.
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    It could have been an earlier series of fossil that made a positive impression, step in mud, sandstone forms on top, later lave flows hit the positive.

    Or it could just be that if you walk around long enough, you will find some natural shit that looks like whatever you want it to look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99 View Post
    It could have been an earlier series of fossil that made a positive impression, step in mud, sandstone forms on top, later lave flows hit the positive.

    Or it could just be that if you walk around long enough, you will find some natural shit that looks like whatever you want it to look like.


    ...or the locals could have chiseled it precisely recently.
    Having a good laugh.


    Has this item even been carbon-dated?

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