Over-qualified cleaner

[Looper]

I met this Korean girl last week and she got drunk and gave it up on our first date.

I suggested that she might want to make some money by cleaning my house since she is a student and she has got a car and I need a cleaner. She seemed happy with the idea and said she would come back this weekend.

She had also made a mystery of her previous job and I have been guessing unsuccessfully by SMS all week.

She rocked up yesterday and pushed the hoover round the house for 20 minutes before complaining that it did not work properly and then jumping in the pool and spending the rest of the afternoon drinking my beer.

She gave me a clue at one point in the conversation that she worked in a hospital. I guessed every job from nurse to registrar before she told me she is an MD! She has 6 years of medical school, 8 years in ER in Seoul and is now trying to get her English exam to move to Aussie.

However after her half-hearted efforts with the hoover and drinking all my beer I may have to fire her from her cleaning job.

[r1 pet]

[quote=gave it up on our first date.

theres the clue, as to why you clean the house and buy more beer

[Smug Farang Bore]

Why after passing her English exams does she want to give up a good life and move to the third world?

[pseudolus]

I think we need a picture of her intelligence. Both of them in a bikini.

[ltnt]

M.D. Mentally disabled? You're believing this huh?

[Looper]

I think we need a picture of her intelligence. Both of them in a bikini.

Already posted here

https://teakdoor.com/health-fitness-a...ml#post2290018 (Complete testicular hair removal options)

[ltnt]

^More beer Looper....please.

[pseudolus]

^More beer Looper....please.

Indeed. I'll have another look at those pics when I have my eight pints of cider goggles on.

[The Fresh Prince]

Who's the ginger lying next to her?

[taxexile]

the bloke waiting for sloppy seconds.

[alitongkat]

wow... big fish on the hook...

too bad you will quickly bore her...

[pseudolus]

Judging by the torso, there is the makings of a gunt there.

[Looper]

^She is not a dainty slip of a thing and outguns me by one size in the shoe department. I reckon she will cope in Aussie A&E just fine if she can get a PR.

Who's the ginger lying next to her?

Ginger??

[taxexile]

She is not a dainty slip of a thing and outguns me by one size in the shoe department.

the immediate post coital reality must have been quite grim.

[Looper]

^Yes, I feel like one of those spiders that has to try and have sex with the woman spider without getting torn limb from limb and eviscerated immediately afterwards as part of her post coital celebration.

[superman]

She rocked up yesterday and pushed the hoover round the house for 20 minutes before complaining that it did not work properly

I hope she sucked better than the vacuum cleaner?

[DrAndy]

anyway, Looper, thanks for sharing

we now await the totally naked spider web pics

[nigelandjan]

My missus has a whole collection of skirts just like that one , BUT will only wear them in the warm ,, hence we keep going on holiday

[Satonic]

I met this Korean girl last week and she got drunk and gave it up on our first date.

Where do you meet all these girls Looper?

[nigelandjan]

^ mostly in his sleep

[DrAndy]

Looper is a bit of a whore, but does it for free

[ltnt]

^Looper's no whore, he's a world traveler and see's an opportunity and goes for it.

I'm envious of Looper. so far this month its been one flip-o, one Chink-o and now, one kore-o. Nothing lasts and Looper's the man to prove it. I like you're style Loop-d-do. Korean meat rocks.

[DrAndy]

Looper's no whore, he's a world traveler and see's an opportunity and goes for it.

exactly, a whore who travels a bit

[taxexile]

i wonder if the korean girl is posting pics and stories on the korean equivalent of teak door.

[beerlaodrinker]

posting pics and stories on the korean equivalent of teak door.

Kimchee door?

On ya looper,