Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by chassamui

British private equity firm Lion Capital sold a 60% stake to the Chinese in May this year which valued the company at 1.2Bn GBP.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

My missus sometimes serves up Gammon ham steak with 2 poached eggs and freshly baked bread

Lucky boy LT sounds tasty mate.

Don't get me started on the real dangers of eating pork and eggs.

Originally Posted by thailazer

Okay that's it. There has been this can of Spam at the local Lotus for a year. It's all dusty as no local would ever buy it. Tomorrow I am buying it. Love that stuff. I think it has about 20 year shelf life so it should be okay.

Give it a good old fry up mate , it will be delicious

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by sunsetter

what did you have for breakfast?

Lunch.

I reckon Marmite's favorite might be Aussies on toast (a bit tough though)

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by FailSafe

I'm pretty sure this gentleman is more typical of the average rural Limey:

bloody hell, you don't pay much attention, do you?

that is a Welshman

Mr Lucas is a Londoner

he may be, but he is the only gay in the village in real life

Originally Posted by flashbang

Don't get me started on the real dangers of eating pork and eggs.

I know, the stains are difficult to get out

my third wife, the Japanese one, always used to moan at me even though she didn't do the washing

I think she was tired of buying new shirts

Right, today...

In a hotel in kampo-fekin-chia.

Cornflakes - two eggs, beans and fried potatoes.

Juice and coffee.

Fruit.



Wonder if the other guests would stare at me if I ordered an Anchor draught?





Fuck em! Cheers!!

If you happen to travel around Asia staying in hotels, there are some funny approximations of the perceived "Western" breakfast. Usually foil-thin pieces of tasteless ham, passed off as "bacon", and minging little chipolatas with crimped ends, looking like exploded cigars.. Sorry, "sausages".
Add some runny, half-cooked fried eggs and 3-day old limp "toast" and brekky is fukced already.

The savages have never heard of a Cumberland sausage

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Right, today...


Wonder if the other guests would stare at me if I ordered an Anchor draught?

Fuck em! Cheers!!

Was going to say why would you care?

I usually skip breakfast which I know is bad, and then go through spates of having fruit and cereal. This morning I had peanut butter on toast as I am under doctors orders with antibiotics for this bastard chest infection I picked up in cold crappy blighty 2 week ago. The humidity here is not exactly helping matters but I did cough up something looking like eggs Benedict the other day.

^ I don't really...

Left over pizza from last night and a cup of rosy for breakfast today.

Absolutely gutted though... I have just discovered that I am down to my last pyramid Tbag. How am I going to function in the mornings now... Why is god so cruel... I must have been a serial killer in a previous life to be made to suffer like this... cry cry cry...

Today I mostly had herbs for breakfast.

You mostly had Herbs WHAT for breakfast.

Originally Posted by Satonic

Left over pizza from last night and a cup of rosy for breakfast today.

Absolutely gutted though... I have just discovered that I am down to my last pyramid Tbag. How am I going to function in the mornings now... Why is god so cruel... I must have been a serial killer in a previous life to be made to suffer like this... cry cry cry...

What are your teabags made from? Are they bleached? Is your tea organic? If no, why the hell not? Do you know the fucking insane amount of chemicals they use on non organic tea to satisfy the dumb masses? Why are you not drinking organic loose-leaf tea?

Originally Posted by flashbang

Do you know the fucking insane amount of chemicals they use on non organic tea to satisfy the dumb masses? Why are you not drinking organic loose-leaf tea?

Sounds like you're all hyped up Flashinthepan.

Is that what you get when you drink organic loose-leaf tea ?

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Satonic

Left over pizza from last night and a cup of rosy for breakfast today.

Absolutely gutted though... I have just discovered that I am down to my last pyramid Tbag. How am I going to function in the mornings now... Why is god so cruel... I must have been a serial killer in a previous life to be made to suffer like this... cry cry cry...

What are your teabags made from? Are they bleached? Is your tea organic? If no, why the hell not? Do you know the fucking insane amount of chemicals they use on non organic tea to satisfy the dumb masses? Why are you not drinking organic loose-leaf tea?

Unfortunately you'll have to do a lot better than that for me to bite.....

I don't want you to bite. I just want to make you aware that you may be drinking a cup of toxic waste, tis all.

You should be thanking the bang not spanking the bang.

All of ask of you, my followers, is the next time you go to put something in your body, think what would the one, the only, (you can call me the messiah if you want, but I draw the line at mein fuhrer) what would the bang think?

Originally Posted by flashbang

All of ask of you, my followers, is the next time you go to put something in your body, think what would the one, the only, (you can call me the messiah if you want, but I draw the line at mein fuhrer) what would the bang think?

No ammo, but with that attitude. you are getting red from me on your next post. In American English we would call flashbang a dickhead. I think in British cvnt would be better than total wanker but I might be wrong.

But organically-grown food is way healthier, bro...

Oh wait- no it isn't:

Organic no better than produce grown with pesticides, say Stanford University scientists | Mail Online

Originally Posted by aging one

Originally Posted by flashbang

All of ask of you, my followers, is the next time you go to put something in your body, think what would the one, the only, (you can call me the messiah if you want, but I draw the line at mein fuhrer) what would the bang think?

No ammo, but with that attitude. you are getting red from me on your next post. In American English we would call flashbang a dickhead. I think in British cvnt would be better than total wanker but I might be wrong.

It was clearly tongue in cheek mate, do you Americans know what a sense of hummus is?

Red me daily please boss, I need the pain.

Originally Posted by flashbang

It was clearly tongue in cheek mate, do you Americans know what a sense of hummus is? Red me daily please boss, I need the pain.

Aint worth it. Character, dont have and are not. Enjoy your stay here.

Originally Posted by FailSafe

But organically-grown food is way healthier, bro...

Oh wait- no it isn't:

Organic no better than produce grown with pesticides, say Stanford University scientists | Mail Online

Thanks for the intresting link. Call me stupid, call me insane, call me a tosser, just don't call me after 11, but given the choice I would like to eat food with lower traces of shitfuck chemicals. Even if they have the same amount of nutrients.

Who funded this groundbreaking research?

Stanford University- their findings corroborated what an earlier British study found.

BBC News - Organic food 'not any healthier'

With all due respect mate, and going off topic a little, but you've just quoted from the daily mail and the BBC.

Not like those dudes to have a hidden agenda, is it?

If all this organic healthy eating and drinking turns people into a sparkling wit like you flashbang, I think I'll stick to eating and drinking crap. Thanks all the same, and good luck with the crusade.