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    Dick Shots

    I just thought of a great Idea but i'm not sure if it has been suggested already?

    There's nothing worse than not knowing whom you are talking to. So let's put a cock to a poster.

    If we post our cocks, we can at least get know know which cock we are talking to. Let's make things a little more pleasant and formal.

    I'm polishing mine right now, and when I'm confident it's reached its full 10inch, I'll gladly be the first!
    You bullied, you laughed, you lied, you lost!

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    Damn! I don't have a macro on my new camera

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    Here's a pic of my big black cock:


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    King Dick 1 of England.

    17th-century portrait of Richard I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Damn! I don't have a micro on my new camera
    Appreciate your honesty!

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    mines got spots on it.


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    Certainly isn't a fair go...
    As anyone can easily c&p images from the likes of RateMyDick, RateMyCock type sites.

    Ahh...the age of internet autonomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    As anyone can easily c&p images from the likes of RateMyDick, RateMyCock type sites.
    umm, that is a joke or these sites really exist? no, I am not going to google it.

    If so then all pics posted have to be taken while standing beside a monitor with your 'logged in as' page showing.

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    ^ OK, you first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    As anyone can easily c&p images from the likes of RateMyDick, RateMyCock type sites.
    umm, that is a joke or these sites really exist? no, I am not going to google it.

    If so then all pics posted have to be taken while standing beside a monitor with your 'logged in as' page showing.
    Loop, the more interesting viewing takes place over at the RateMyPussy, RateMyCunt, RateMyVagina sites.....

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    ^^I think Jesus should go first since it's his thread.

    ^OK I will google that

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman View Post
    I hope Marmite pulls you up on your Photoshop skills as he did me

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    Quote Originally Posted by icecoffee and ciggy
    i got like several moles on me kok... 3 on da shaft and around 3 on da 2 ballz... ive checked with da doc, just showed me kok, dok said no problem...

    he didnt do any test, he just looked at it for like 2 sec and thaz it (450B)
    I dont blame him for not wanting to get any closer than a quick look. Expect it to drop off shortly.

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    Well I was playing with my newly rescued camera on the flight north after getting kicked out by my GF in Sydney and I unintentionally managed to take a photo of my 'loved by many women' willy so I guess I can get the ball rolling


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    Keerist ! I think Looper's for real ! The name on the camera lens is long enough to say "Olympus".
    Ya shoulda put a little smiley on the bottom half, mate...

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    Good sleuthing LD. It does indeed say Olympus.



    This is a 100% crop and I cannot say I am too impressed with the image quality. My Canon S100 produces much more detail.

    The XZ-1 has lovers and haters due to its smudging of detail if you don't get the settings right. I am not going to come out against this camera until I have given it a proper go but right now I would have to say that the S100 kicks its ass all over the shop.

    These 2 cameras were mentioned on Davis's camera thread a few months back.

    https://teakdoor.com/the-multimedia-f...ew-camera.html

    BTW Davis there is nothing to fear over the S100 lens error issue reported on Amazon. That issue was for serial number range 29xxxxxx to 41xxxxxx. Any cameras being sold now are well out of that range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    This is a 100% crop and I cannot say I am too impressed with the image quality.
    Neither am I. It was very unkind of you to take a pic of your thingy in the toilet. There would have been other people queuing outside waiting to relieve themselves and you should have considered them. Some poor bugger might have shit himself when you were prancing around in there. Not fair, don't do it again, please.
    Why can't I make new posts?

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    Thankyou for not enlarging the bottom section of the photo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I am not going to come out
    Too late.

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    Just when I was thinking TD couldn't get any gayer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa View Post
    Just when I was thinking TD couldn't get any gayer...
    But, we boys do like to compare, don't we?
    Regardless of the random shots taken off the net.
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 26-11-2012 at 10:02 AM.

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    If I wanted to spend all day looking at a bunch of pricks, I'd be a poster on TV, not TD.

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