Thread: Moments of pure Joy

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Where I used to live in the Uk every night smelled of Jasmine, really nice it was, amazed me that crossness sewage farm were willing to put so much money into covering up the smell of the sewage.

well they must have got some of their money back when they sold the idea to Pattaya

Originally Posted by MeMock

Awesome post even of it was a bit gay

yeah good post but

Alright them I'll move to Jomtien.

Originally Posted by sabang

I just walked out of my study/computer room to have an invigorating walk around the pool.
This night, the combination of cabbages and beans sent my colon swelling. The smell is truly wonderful and the full moon is a gratuitous bonus, yet perhaps linked. It is not this fragrant most nights.

Yep, I suffer from that as well

I just walked out of my study/computer/bed room to have a dump and scrounge the fridge for snacks. I tripped over the damn Chinese shrine on the floor, again, which sent my body and the four bloody oranges reeling. The pain is truly agonizing and the unbearable heat and humidity a fitting bonus, yet perhaps ungrammatical. The pain is only slightly lessened by the sight of my lazy sister-in-law's tiny but well formed ass tightly gripped by her skin tight pink jeans. It's moments like this that define us. I love nature anywhere, but when this hit me I nearly exploded in my own jeans and said "I Love Tight Ass".

Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

the sight of my lazy sister-in-law's tiny but well formed ass tightly gripped by her skin tight pink jeans

photo's please.

Originally Posted by Helicopter

photo's please.

In your dreams. Anyway, I thought this was a fiction writing thread....

Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

I just walked out of my study/computer/bed room to have a dump and scrounge the fridge for snacks. I tripped over the damn Chinese shrine on the floor, again, which sent my body and the four bloody oranges reeling. The pain is truly agonizing and the unbearable heat and humidity a fitting bonus, yet perhaps ungrammatical. The pain is only slightly lessened by the sight of my lazy sister-in-law's tiny but well formed ass tightly gripped by her skin tight pink jeans. It's moments like this that define us. I love nature anywhere, but when this hit me I nearly exploded in my own jeans and said "I Love Tight Ass".

I have little moments of joy throughout the day, after I go out for breakfast I get a coffee to go and go home and smoke a joint and I couldn't be more content, very simple things make me happy and i'm usually seen to be sporting a smile where ever I go.

Originally Posted by flash

very simple things make me happy and i'm usually seen to be sporting a smile where ever I go.

i wish i had married a thai instead of a singaporean

^^ are you coming on to me, i'm really not your type..........

Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

I tripped over the damn Chinese shrine

Will this bragging ever end?

This morning made peanut butte and jelly sandwiches; Moment of pure joy when my 35 year old, Non-bar-girl, degreed girlfriend admitted it was her first ever PBJ sammich.
(wish she was Thai-Chinese so I could get another brag in, I might just have to lose her)

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

This morning made peanut butte and jelly sandwiches; Moment of pure joy when my 35 year old, Non-bar-girl, degreed girlfriend admitted it was her first ever PBJ sammich.

I introduced Ms. AC to PB&J when we were still living on Saipan. Ever since then that's all she ever wants to have for breakfast. Makes a couple every morning....

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

This morning made peanut butte and jelly sandwiches; Moment of pure joy when my 35 year old, Non-bar-girl, degreed girlfriend admitted it was her first ever PBJ sammich.
(wish she was Thai-Chinese so I could get another brag in, I might just have to lose her)

Can never go wrong with a peanut butt(e), that's what I always say.

OK you got my attention now.

I love peanut butter but I have never had a PB&J
Tell me what the jelly is.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

OK you got my attention now.

I love peanut butter but I have never had a PB&J
Tell me what the jelly is.

merkin for jam - as in strawberry jam not toe jam...

But it's a gelatinous, cheap jam with no visible fruit chunks in it.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Tell me what the jelly is.

We use Strawberry Jam. We buy Imperial brand which comes in big plastic tubs.

Originally Posted by sabang

cheap jam with no visible fruit chunks in it.

Actually not even invisible chunks!
Smukers Raspberry Jam make a helluva PB&J
This morning though, peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Think I can get ol' lady to try that?

So what do you call this in US ?