Thread: What were you in a previous life?

I was Mohammed McAlpine, son of a great scottish clan leader who converted to isalm for a quieter life.

And a swan that Henry VIII shot.

I was the Uncle of the man who owned the butcher's shop who sold the sausages to Lawrence of Arabia who roared off on his Brough Superior and killed himself

^^ I was Henry VIII

A turtle.

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

^^ I was Henry VIII

I was that swan you cvnt.

i died..

Waiting for it to get to floor 58.

Oh, I thought you said lift.

I was a vietnam vet; the one that first said to a girl in Thailand "gee honey, you might get more people into your bar if you dance awkwardly around a pole".

a japanese lesbian schoolgirl,, ah what fun we had,,

Everything that ever was and ever will be

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Waiting for it to get to floor 58.

Oh, I thought you said lift.

I was a vietnam vet; the one that first said to a girl in Thailand "gee honey, you might get more people into your bar if you dance awkwardly around a pole".

You were Rick Menard?

...not sure, if i ever had a life

According to a psychometrist my mother consulted when I was 13 , I am an old soul on my third incarnation. In a previous life I was an army general somewhere and after that some kind of Asiatic who's guardian spirit is now looking after me.

Just hope he's not on duty when I'm online. Embarrasing for him.

I was Hugh Hefner's first viagra pill.

I am the one in the background. Its been a while since I was last here. Changed a bit.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Changed a bit.

Not at all....jing.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Waiting for it to get to floor 58.

Oh, I thought you said lift.

I was a vietnam vet; the one that first said to a girl in Thailand "gee honey, you might get more people into your bar if you dance awkwardly around a pole".

You were Rick Menard?

No sir, I was Leroy Lafontaine. It was my idea originally, but then Menard stole the lime light. Always trying to put the black man down in dem days.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Waiting for it to get to floor 58.

Oh, I thought you said lift.

I was a vietnam vet; the one that first said to a girl in Thailand "gee honey, you might get more people into your bar if you dance awkwardly around a pole".

You were Rick Menard?

No sir, I was Leroy Lafontaine. It was my idea originally, but then Menard stole the lime light. Always trying to put the black man down in dem days.

Demand reparations!

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Waiting for it to get to floor 58.

Oh, I thought you said lift.

I was a vietnam vet; the one that first said to a girl in Thailand "gee honey, you might get more people into your bar if you dance awkwardly around a pole".

You were Rick Menard?

No sir, I was Leroy Lafontaine. It was my idea originally, but then Menard stole the lime light. Always trying to put the black man down in dem days.

Demand reparations!

I know my place sir, all I want is a formal apology from George Dubya.