I'm seeing a lot of threads started where the OP uses the word "URGENT" in the title. Usually in CAPS, sometimes, just to make sure you know it's really urgent they put the word urgent in some odd formatting, or surround it in stars or some shit.
Like **- URGENT -**

The problem is that when I open one of these threads the subject is never in fact very fucking urgent at all. So, just a reminder, urgent means I really need an answer, right fucking now.

My A1 Shenzen Tool Company power saw just exploded in my hand and there is arterial spray,does anybody know how to tie a tourniquet when you have only one hand?
Does anybody know this guy walking up our path and talking to himself with a half empty bottle of Lao Khao in one hand and a cane cutter in the other?
I just had a drink in my room with some chick I picked up in the street and now I feel really dizzy, what's the number for the tourist poli....

These are all ## URGENT ## situations.

I want to build a house next year how much will it cost, or should I swap my old car for a slightly less old one are not fucking urgent at all.

Thank you.