Thread: A guide to avoiding the Morgue in Thailand for idiots

A full risk assessment on the likely hood of the mother in law moving in to their marital house and camping on the floor perhaps? Especially if she is a Wicked Witch!

Pseudolos the thread is avoiding the morgue not the asylum.

Don't marry? Why make it legal, just have a nice long-term thing with a woman.

Set your stall out and stick with it.

Whats the difference, its only paper, or is that your get out clause just in case she gets pregnant you can do a runner.?

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Don't marry? Why make it legal, just have a nice long-term thing with a woman.

When you marry she's got legal grasp on at least half wealth and assets. And for a poor Thai woman and her family, that's like winning the Lottery.

If there's no paper and no legal binding, why would any Thai and her family to kill you off?

surely if you love the lady, why would you have any problem with this, or is she just a piece of meat that you can abuse.

Possibly thats why men end up in the morgue.

Shrewed theres many farangs here that have not been killed, because they know how to treat a woman and set ground rules for there wives.

I had a load of shit when i first married, but had to overcome the shit and did, saying that not all farangs have the problems.

Did derrick bird get topped or did he just lose the plot over a thai lady

Sun investigates Thai sex resort visited by Derrick Bird | The Sun |Features

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Surely if you love the lady, why would you have any problem with this, or is she just a piece of meat that you can abuse.

There's many guys that are married and abuse there woman, makes no difference at all if your legally married, its all about the relationship.

As far as love goes, that's for teenagers and reality is for Adults.

Make sure you take full advantage of the cheap golf and sexually-pliant women.

Originally Posted by kmart

Make sure you take full advantage of the cheap golf and sexually-pliant women.

Can't stand golf. It's natures way of telling you you're on the way out.

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Did derrick bird get topped or did he just lose the plot over a thai lady

Sun investigates Thai sex resort visited by Derrick Bird | The Sun |Features

Did you read that article? Some real howlers in there. I particularly liked this snippet:

"The Sun spoke to a working girl called Ploy, who told how this tawdry industry is almost entirely sustained by British sex tourists.

In broken English she said: “British men visit very much. I only ever meet British or German men. No locals want sex with prostitutes."

Mark Twain said, "Golf is a good walk spoiled"...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by kmart

Make sure you take full advantage of the cheap golf and sexually-pliant women.

Can't stand golf. It's natures way of telling you you're on the way out.

Correct. I think golf and sex here are mutually exclusive, tbh.

I wonder how many farangs have been murdered without being married? Loss of face? Broken promises, TG's husband / meng dar jealous or the money dries up. So many reasons why farangs end up "committing suicide" or having a "motorbike accident". just more likely when you are worth considerably more dead than alive. Just always falls back to the same thing. Doesn't matter where he or she comes from; no love, it's a waste of time getting married.

We generally can't prevent even clever people from doing stupid things. As far as marriage goes, if you screw it up once, there's an even chance you'll probably screw it up again.

Since my divorce a long time ago, I keep in mind my single thought about remarriage:
Anyone who is silly enough to get married a second time, deserves the first one back as punishment.

golf needs alcohol and attractive caddies

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Mark Twain said, "Golf is a good walk spoiled"...

Twain was wrong.

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