How not to go about getting a BJ

[Dillinger]

[Looper]

Looks like she is giving him head in frame 3

[Dillinger]

A bit brutal aint it.

I just nicked that off the Missus Facebook after she showed it me. Think I better start peeling the spuds

[baldrick]

he made the mistake of trying to grab her , he might have had better luck if he just king hit her

I think she must be pretty good though , she had time to change her shirt half way though the action

[Albert Shagnastier]

A bit brutal aint it.

That's the censored version mate - you should see the carnage on step 7

[pasko]

looks like a LB

[Albert Shagnastier]

^
She looks like the bird out of the film The Ring, no not that one, the horror one where the crazed wench climbs out the telly

[PlanK]

Step 1. He's just showing her how to do the Macarena.

Step 8. Serves him right for doing the Macerena.



Lesson to be learnt...

Don't try to do the Macarena. Girls will think you're a 90's retard and respond as appropriate.

[Gerbil]

Come on.... What sort of attacker/rapist is going to approach with the mindless zombie lurch as depicted?

[rawlins]

It just saved my life. I was going to do similar.

[PlanK]

What sort of attacker/rapist is going to approach with the mindless zombie lurch as depicted?

An infected, zombie rapist as may be experienced during a zombie apocalypse.


Duh!

[Gerbil]

^ so this is actually a training guide for mindless zombie rapists about what NOT to do?

[PlanK]

No, it's a WHAT TO DO to keep a tasty morsel occupied whilst your zombie mates circle her.

Once you hit Step 8 all you have to do roll over and enjoy the feast.

[AUSSIE EXPAT]

I think she must be pretty good though , she had time to change her shirt half way though the action

Well it is the second half -