My girlfriend's bottom

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 22-02-2007, 12:09 AM

I have no photo as yet, but I feel it worth mentioning Sandra's bottom because it's really nice and round and plump, like a ladies bottom should be.
She is not fat, but she has a womans body, proper curvy like.

Her lovely Fillipino arse is curvaceous and soft, like a caramel peach, and when she bends over naked I can't look at anything else, it is a beautiful bum.

It is flawless and buxom, like the perfect bottom - a model arse in fact. I have not yet done so but I would put my face in it providing she was recent post shower.

I could look at her bottom for hours upon end because it is a masterpiece, however - Sandra's bottom has a more sinister function beneath the outer beauty that keeps me transfixed in the mornings and nights.. for when Sandra has ate something, shit comes out of it.

**stroller** · 22-02-2007, 12:18 AM

Doesn't she fart and giggle like the Thai whatshername before?
And what colour is the shit that comes out of her arse, do you secretly sneeak imto the loo to take pics and samples?

**MeMock** · 22-02-2007, 05:21 AM

How long until Squirrel finds this thread

**Hootad Binky** · 22-02-2007, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

shit comes out of it.

I hope she doesn't sneeze at the same time...

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 07:41 AM

too fckn funny - classic scampy!

**Deaner** · 22-02-2007, 07:57 AM

it's really nice and round and plump, like a ladies bottom should be.
She is not fat, but she has a womans body, proper curvy like.

Kind of like this one?

**Hamster** · 22-02-2007, 08:01 AM

pic adds new meaning to 'bubble butt'

**sabang** · 22-02-2007, 08:12 AM

A nice peachy bottom can keep me transfixed for hours.

**peterpan** · 22-02-2007, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Deaner

it's really nice and round and plump, like a ladies bottom should be.
She is not fat, but she has a womans body, proper curvy like.

Kind of like this one?

Silicon implants I bet

**Roc** · 22-02-2007, 08:20 AM

I'm the same with breast's!

Although a great arse is hard to beat.

**slimboyfat** · 22-02-2007, 01:20 PM

just out of interest. does sandra's bottom allow entry to fairground workers, or is it only an exit?

**Deaner** · 22-02-2007, 07:26 PM

Silicon implants I bet

I really don't know what to think is going on with those. Its like staring into a mirror while on lsd.

**raycarey** · 22-02-2007, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Silicon implants I bet

photoshop.

**britmaveric** · 22-02-2007, 11:30 PM

Scampy

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by raycarey

Originally Posted by peterpan

Silicon implants I bet

photoshop.

no shit sherlock!

**daveboy** · 23-02-2007, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

just out of interest. does sandra's bottom allow entry to fairground workers, or is it only an exit?

Excellent question

**dirtydog** · 23-02-2007, 12:19 AM

scampy we do expect pictures on this forum so sort it out

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 23-02-2007, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

just out of interest. does sandra's bottom allow entry to fairground workers, or is it only an exit?

It is only an exit thus far.

Sorry, but the only saucy picture I have does not show her bottom.

I have played about with it in i-photo and coyly stuck it over my avatar - that's the best I can do, but I'm pretty pleased with the shot myself... Very Hulk don't you think?

**stroller** · 23-02-2007, 12:55 AM

She's still got that mobile glued to her ear.

Now this would worry me.

**Fabian** · 23-02-2007, 01:27 AM

Stroller, I think the phone can only be removed by surgery.

**dirtydog** · 23-02-2007, 01:30 AM

right thats scampy banned, let that be a lesson to all of us, if you talk about a gals sexy bum we do expect pictures......

**Spin** · 23-02-2007, 01:36 AM

Still protecting her dignity and integrity i see

**RDN** · 23-02-2007, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

...I have not yet done so but I would put my face in it providing she was recent post shower....

Oh dear! Call yourself a man? Get yer face in there - they love it.

**Anonymous Coward** · 23-02-2007, 06:34 AM

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