Camaraderie between girly bar customers

**DJ Pat** · 10-08-2012, 03:45 AM

You would think that any fellow men (customers) you see seated near to you at these bars would offer some kind of amicable acknowledgement should your eyes meet and you say hello or nod. I generally had nods back from blokes whose nationalities I could guess, bar a few. I thought at the time, 'aren't we all in this together?'

In general, there shouldn't no competition between us, as the sheer abundance of slim pretty females is more than enough to go around. (Back in 2000-01 anyway before mass mobile phones and internet spoiled it all).

Maybe not everyone wants acknowledgement, and fair enough. I think I'm a decent judge of a person, but some men actually told me to ''fuck off'' or just gave me a gruff ''huh'' under their breath. Are we all in competition? I wondered.

I thought life in fun city (I was in Pattaya at the time) was meant to be about fun and laughter, good times and fun memories, but this is before I learned about the 'other' side of this scene (men falling in love on holiday)

Twelve years back I was as green as grass as I headed for my first girl bar experience. I will not use the word 'gogo' even though it means pretty much the same thing. There I sat, with two mates from back home, and they assisted me in obtaining a pretty female for the night.

Next night I ventured out alone. I sat at a bar in the complex to the right just where Walking Street starts (where the sewage used to stink) and played connect 4 with several girls while buying drinks for them all. It was fun and I'd eyed one for the barfine already.

Two middle eastern looking men aged in the 20s sat down near my stool and looked at me, their faces turning to thunder. Was it me? Possibly? Do I resemble a hideous looking arsehole all of a sudden? They looked at the girls who appeared reluctant to entertain these men (they looked dark and a bit hairy) and the guys ordered beers.

I looked again and gave a general nod in the direction, just to appear non-aggressive and one man came up and pointed his finger on my chest. I got off the stool and asked him what was wrong.

''You take all zee girls, you are being zee lucky man?''

''No, there are many girls here, look!''

''I beat your head if take all zee girl, ok?''

I knew damn well that none of the girls there were 'his' but not really in the mood to argue I sarcasticly agreed and ordered my check bin. Them guys can have all the girls, fuck this, I'm finding another place. I ended up at Best Corner near the main junction where 2nd Road starts.

Five years later at Best Corner I got beaten up by three British Squaddies after a similar situation. My lip is still scarred.

I gave up being even remotely friendly to anyone after that, and after the squaddie incident I stopped frequenting bars altogether, by which time I had discovered University girls and their uniforms.

Expat bars? Don't get me started......

**billy the kid** · 10-08-2012, 05:19 PM

ah the end of barfines.
and more homework.

**Dillinger** · 10-08-2012, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

''You take all zee girls, you are being zee lucky man?''

''No, there are many girls here, look!''

''I beat your head if take all zee girl, ok?''

Sounds to me like he was pulling your leg. What's the squaddie story anyhow ?

**dobella** · 10-08-2012, 05:49 PM

I think you have just been unlucky in your choice of watering holes.
I often get out on my own leaving her to the soaps and meet all sorts but never have got in any violence.
It's the same the world over - don't make prolonged eye contact with someone unless you are tooled up and ready for it.
Thailand is no different.

**DJ Pat** · 10-08-2012, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by dobella

It's the same the world over - don't make prolonged eye contact with someone unless you are tooled up and ready for it.
Thailand is no different.

Not in fun city, I thought everyone was there for fun and females, not the same shit from back home, ie. wanting a fight after two pints

**dobella** · 10-08-2012, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Not in fun city, I thought everyone was there for fun and females, not the same shit from back home, ie. wanting a fight after two pints

I understand your point with there being so many testosterone release possibilites in 'Fun city' but unfortuneately there is and always will be the prick who wants to show up what a prime species of male he is.
Just dodge the eyes mate, it works for me.

**Albert Shagnastier** · 10-08-2012, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I stopped frequenting bars altogether

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I had discovered University girls and their uniforms.

Ahh one door closes another one opens

**superman** · 10-08-2012, 08:52 PM

I thought it was a pair of legs ?

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Ahh one door closes another one opens

**Albert Shagnastier** · 10-08-2012, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by superman

I thought it was a pair of legs ?

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Ahh one door closes another one opens

And what do a fine young filly's legs and a door have in common?

**Davis Knowlton** · 10-08-2012, 09:57 PM

How many times in the past three years have you posted this same gay, fucked up thread....asshole.

**Rural Surin** · 10-08-2012, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

How many times in the past three years have you posted this same gay, fucked up thread....asshole.

Run over to AF - you'll find freshly there, as well.

His posting history.
*yawn*

**Davis Knowlton** · 10-08-2012, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

How many times in the past three years have you posted this same gay, fucked up thread....asshole.

Run over to AF - you'll find freshly there, as well.

His posting history.
*yawn*

What a pathetic wanker.

**khmen** · 11-08-2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

How many times in the past three years have you posted this same gay, fucked up thread....asshole.

Y'know, on opening this thread I thought the same - I'm sure I've seen pretty much the exact same thread on here posted by Pat before.

Anyways, if some twat came up to me and said "You're taking all the girls" I'd simply respond "Yeah, well pull your money out you tight [at][at][at][at] and they'll desert me and flock to you, now fuck right off and leave me to play connect 4 in peace you dirty Arab [at][at][at][at]."

**Cujo** · 10-08-2012, 09:39 PM

You're there to have fun with girls mate, not pickup blokes, stop making eye contact with them, winking and nodding.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 11-08-2012, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Koojo

You're there to have fun with girls mate, not pickup blokes, stop making eye contact with them, winking and nodding.

Koojo is correct on this one, Pat.

Like the old saying goes....

'Don't smile at another man while eating a banana'.

**Lorenzo** · 11-08-2012, 12:39 AM

^ way to keep a thread alive

**Shrinking Violet** · 11-08-2012, 04:46 AM

yes pattycake, course back here in utopia you never get fights over nothing do you? anyway, whats with the cut lip, i thought you were tony jaa/bruce lee/jcvd??

**DJ Pat** · 11-08-2012, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Shrinking Violet

yes pattycake, course back here in utopia you never get fights over nothing do you? anyway, whats with the cut lip, i thought you were tony jaa/bruce lee/jcvd??

I just naiively assumed that no guys took the bar scene so seriously back then. Obviously I know now.......

jcvd? There was three of them.

**laymond** · 11-08-2012, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Shrinking Violet

yes pattycake, course back here in utopia you never get fights over nothing do you? anyway, whats with the cut lip, i thought you were tony jaa/bruce lee/jcvd??

I just naiively assumed that no guys took the bar scene so seriously back then. Obviously I know now.......

jcvd? There was three of them.

three of them???????probably the owners of one of the bars/restaurants that you did a runner from,and didnt check bin.
sounds like old sunken eyes is fuked.

**terry57** · 11-08-2012, 09:25 AM

Maybe there embarrassed to be in there, have low self esteem, consider themselves losers and don't want other similar punters purving at themselves.

Better stick with shagging the Uni girls in the arse Pat.

**DJ Pat** · 11-08-2012, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by terry57

Maybe there embarrassed to be in there, have low self esteem, consider themselves losers and don't want other similar punters purving at themselves.

Better stick with shagging the Uni girls in the arse Pat.

Maybe they did think I was **smugly** looking at them, that would annoy me too.

The Uni girls I was with had many a sore arse

**DJ Pat** · 11-08-2012, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by laymond

three of them???????probably the owners of one of the bars/restaurants that you did a runner from,and didnt check bin.
sounds like old sunken eyes is fuked.

This was well before I did any runners, and neither were my eyes sunken back then....so I am not fucked, thanks.

**Bung** · 11-08-2012, 09:36 AM

I've seen enough guys come into a bar, sit in a corner and scowl while "their" girl gets to work on another punter. It doesn't get more pathetic than that.

The last guy like that was pining after a ladyboy. She eventually sat with him and soon they took off, he was happy as Larry. I heard her say to the mamasan on the way out "I go get my arse fucked" To which the mamasan replied nonchalantly "Take care your arse"...

So no, no cammaraderie.

**terry57** · 11-08-2012, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Bung

.

The last guy like that was pining after a ladyboy. I heard her say to the mamasan on the way out "I go get my arse fucked" To which the mamasan replied nonchalantly "Take care your arse"...

Jeesuus, there's some real sick fuks in the world EH.

But I think that's friggin funny, Mummy says ...... Take care your arse.

How do you do that ???

Wrap the foking thing up in a warm blanket or something. ???

Foked if I know. Whatever.

Anyway Pat. Whats up with dat.

**kmart** · 11-08-2012, 10:08 AM

I used to enjoy the game as an innocent child, but I now think of the "Connect 4" game as foreplay or prelude to debauchery. I get a hardon just hearing the chips fall onto a table now. Doomed.

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