42 ways to leave your lover.

[chassamui]

It's you, not me: 42 ways to break up with someone | Life and style | The Guardian

I left her because she divorced me. I can take a hint.

[peaches]

We broke up because you didn't love me as much
as you loved yourself.

That goes without saying,doesn't it ?

[HansuMan]

London BBC TV Dec 27 1975
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

[DJ Pat]

i just did a runner

[S Landreth]

I left her because she divorced me. I can take a hint.

I left one because she gave me a choice,.....

either move in with me or I don't see why we should continue this relationship

we're friends now