Gay?

[MANICHAEAN]

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out Chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is & nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

[DrAndy]

so you are gay, so what?

[sunsetter]

copy and paste job, by a worthless gay fag, bin it and jail the coont

[Ratchaburi]

Where is Baitongboy he's GAY

[hazz]

i have a cat called murderer, because of his simple relationship with rats. but manicures homoerotic world what does this mean?

[Jon Snow]

i have a cat called murderer, because of his simple relationship with rats. but manicures homoerotic world what does this mean?

“If you have a cat, you are a homo.”

I remember this cat, lived at the bottom of our apt block in Cairo.
Built like a brick shit house, used to chase the dogs away from the block.
We used to throw him scraps of food, called him Frazier, after big Joe.

Not all cats are created equal.

[Bettyboo]

Cats are not gay, dogs are much gayier.

Cats are a fraction of the size and weight, but still treat dogs as their bitch - my little cat, Money (probably the most handsome, smart and athletic cat in the world) sits a couple of inches outside the neighbours front gate thus encouraging their brute of an English bull terrier (a particularly large version) to bark, growl and rant. Money preens himself ignoring the commotion, gets up, stretches then sends a quick clawing swipe over the nose of the stupid dog who has foolishly stuck her nose out of the small gate gap. The bitch then runs off to cry as Money sprays his scent on the gate then slowly strolls off into our garden...

Dogs are pussies, cats are where it's at; scale a cat up to the size of a standard dog and it'd be a massacre; cats are stronger, tougher, more intelligent and much much sneakier - they enjoy teasing and hurting stuff, especially dogs...

[hazz]

^I have to go with that, whilst I have seen both cats and dogs rimming themselves, I have only ever seen dogs getting an errection whilst giving themselves a blow job

[aging one]

My Persian spayed female has turned 90% feral. She spends most of her time hunting. Bird, rats, lizards, but gecko tails seem to be her favorite. First cat I have ever had that does not like me. Only reacts to me for food or wanting in or out. Kick my wifes poodles ass on a daily basis. It, yes it only likes the kids. But one is allergic to it.

What a shitty thread. Dude is gay, fact.

[Bettyboo]

I don't think he is suggesting otherwise, really.

[sabai sabai]

My friends dog, a West Highland Terrier would literally rip cats apart

Cute looking little thing he was too



I like cats and dogs equally.
I have 5 Soi dogs that I feed here and a cat who gets a lot of fish I catch. They always see me coming up the Soi and show me affection, and bark any time someone approaches at night.

I took a long walk the other day, instead of taking the Motocy for once, and Pepsi, the boss dog followed me all the way to the beach. Crossing about 5 territories, he was approached by other dogs and won every fight he was in. He even took on 2 at the same time on the beach and sent them packing. He looks old now too, I had a coffee and donuts and bought him some Jok. Lovely natured old boy

[Bettyboo]

Crossing about 5 territories, he was approached by other dogs and won every fight he was in. He even took on 2 on the beach and sent them packing.

Lovely natured old boy

??? sounds it...

[hazz]

^^^Betty do you not see similarities between these cat fights and laduboy fights? all claws

I have this theory that the cuter the animan the more deviously dangerous it is. I am thinking of this very sweet looking squirrel I saw shred a cat that tried to eat it and the monty python rabbit

[sabai sabai]

??? sounds it...

He never started any of the fights, he was approached when going into other dogs territories. They were all over in a few seconds

[Bettyboo]

^ yes, there are some similarities.

Me little Money slaughters the squirrels (those pointy nosed Thai versions); he loves to chase them through the trees, and is the only cat I've seen catch them in the trees...

Not sure about your other example!

[Rural Surin]

copy and paste job, by a worthless gay fag, bin it and jail the coont

Nah...
Yet, there has been a current trend of late [subject matter] of all things homo - negative or positive.

Rather disturbing.

[sabai sabai]

the only cat I've seen catch them in the trees...

Now and again I hear birds giving off what sounds like a long dieing squeal, during the night. I'm hoping it is a cat and not a snake that's doing the killing

[Bettyboo]

^ I know what you mean - I hear crazed squaking virtually every morning, but if the birds are stupid enough to come into our garden then... I saw one fly down and land about 2 feet from where Money was lying in the shade - he looked up as if all his Xmases had come at once!

I got the cats to keep rats and snakes away - seems to have worked well so far.

[Rural Surin]

^ I know what you mean - I hear crazed squaking virtually every morning, but if the birds are stupid enough to come into our garden then... I saw one fly down and land about 2 feet from where Money was lying in the shade - he looked up as if all his Xmases had come at once!

I got the cats to keep rats and snakes away - seems to have worked well so far.

Felines are devine. Connected differently.

[nidhogg]

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

[DrAndy]

I have this theory that the cuter the animan the more deviously dangerous it is. I am thinking of this very sweet looking squirrel I saw shred a cat that tried to eat it and the monty python rabbit

that MP rabbit was a real killer (but it isn't real, Hazz)

Yet, there has been a current trend of late [subject matter] of all things homo - negative or positive. Rather disturbing.

don't you worry RS, I am sure any gays will leave you alone

[Rural Surin]

don't you worry RS, I am sure any gays will leave you alone

I needn't concern myself as long as you're around to distract them...
Like flies to shit.

[Sam I am]

I'm not gay, I'm happy.

[DrAndy]

don't you worry RS, I am sure any gays will leave you alone

I needn't concern myself as long as you're around to distract them...
Like flies to shit.

I don't think it is likely that I would be in your company, so deal with them yourself