my cvnt of a day so far

[peterpan]

Truly amazing coincidence as the very day turned 64, my cock died.

Started off badly when I asked what day it was, My kids, replied Friday, same response from my wife but my dear old Mum, reliable as ever Skyped me birthday wishes from Surfers.

Further down the day, shocking news from down under was when my old lady, feeling somewhat sorry for me, I imagine, upon giving the ancient wrinkled one a bit of a jog got zero response.

Even the sight of the super sexy MILF across the way, while putting our respective off spring into the school pick up, failed to stir any sign of physical respone from the well traveled honorable member.

Oh well, that said it was hardly a long and illustrious career anyway so no loss. In fact I can remember on only two occasions over 50 yrs of infrequent activity when it actually managed to elicit any pleasure from my partner.
One was my ex mianoi, who was 35 yrs younger than I and a bit of a grunter anyway.
The other was a overzealous insatiable Lady from the accounts office in Melbourne, she needed lot of consoling at the time, as she was going to therapy.

So there is hardly likely to be dozens of grief stricken females wailing at the news my cock has died. In fact on most of the occasions I did actually "get my end in" were financilly motivated or as a result of excess alcohol.

Just a minor bench mark in my life I would be able to share with ya'all.
(not that I think anyone could give a rats arse any way)

[Fukwit]

What about viagra PP?

[Cujo]

Geez, mine gave out at about 40.

[Fukwit]

What about viagra Koojo?

[peterpan]

V ? Too dangerous, no one else wants to let me do a porking on them, and after 12 yrs together my 'ol lady ain't exactly frothing at the bung at the thought of it.

[Loy Toy]

Happy Birthday Peter and good luck with the old slug.

You know it's all in your head.

[Cujo]

What about viagra Koojo?

I prefer the natural method.
Shove a pencil down the middle.

[Rural Surin]

There's a thread from months ago around here somewhere regarding a Thai natural equivalent to chemically enriched Viagra....

Search function.

[Fukwit]

Shove a pencil down the middle.

\\\\\\ouch

[good2bhappy]

or in your own hand
happy birthday

[bobo746]

Condolences to PP & Koojo.
Thank fvck for Kamagara.

[kingwilly]

Just a minor bench mark in my life I would be able to share with ya'all.

Jaysus,

well happy birthday ya ole bastard!

[nigelandjan]

Shove a pencil down the middle.

I'm trying that now ,,,,,, which way round does it go in ?

[peterpan]

Happy Birthday Peter and good luck with the old slug.

You know it's all in your head.

Thanx Lt and others, No chemicals, I'm done.
I will just sit back and reminisce about the good ol days 20 yrs ago when I was living above Denny's bar (on the entrance to WS) when any of the desperate and dateless damsels were assured of spare bed and some bangers and mash for breakfast.

[kingwilly]

I will just sit back and reminisce about the good ol days 20 yrs ago .....

Saves a lot of time, money and grief having no libido.

[palexxxx]

Thank fvck for Kamagara.

The Dangers Of Kamagra

[DrAndy]

Thank fvck for Kamagara.

that should be "thank Kamagra for fuck"

don't worry PP, these things can happen

why, next week you might embarrass yourself and your cute neighbour by having a large bulge in your trousers

[DrAndy]

Thank fvck for Kamagara.

The Dangers Of Kamagra

I think that place is sponsored by the makers of Viagra

where is the link to the dangers of Viagra?

here it is http://www.thebody.com/content/art32246.html

Apparently, we're also willing to endure the side effects -- headache, stomach upset, flushing (a warmth and redness of the face, neck and upper chest), nasal congestion and changes in vision. And death. There are hundreds of Viagra-related deaths on record and they aren't just a bunch of elderly guys with heart conditions

California Department of Health study of patients at San Francisco STD clinics found that gay and bisexual men were four times more likely than their heterosexual counterparts to use Viagra

so it is a gay drug too!

[spudge]

Shove a pencil down the middle.

For a (drunken) bet I once did that but with a Bic pen refill and wrote my name on a piece of paper.

I won the bet but it's not recommended; I contracted NSU from doing it.

Many happy returns of the day PP

[DrAndy]

the pen came from a bargirl? where did she keep it?

oh yes, I have seen that trick years ago in some bar, you call out your name and the girl writes it down


then the bloke shouts out "that kunt can't spell"

[PlanK]

the very day turned 64, my cock died.

That's good to hear. I've still got plenty of time to get some usage.

mine gave out at about 40.

WTF?
Now you're scaring me.

[Rigsby]

Now that you're 64 and probably losing control of your body functions,you'll
have to take account for delayed reactions.I've no doubt it will spring to mind,while walking round the local supermarket at some point.

[Cujo]

Now that you're 64 and probably losing control of your body functions,you'll
have to take account for delayed reactions.I've no doubt it will spring to mind,while walking round the local supermarket at some point.

And while you're there don't forget the adult diapers.

[BaitongBoy]

Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty four...

[kingwilly]

mine gave out at about 40. WTF? Now you're scaring me.

mine too.

for PP