Women?

[arfursixpence]

Can anyone give me a logical explanation why a woman would spend half an hour plucking out and shaving her eyebrows, and then only spend another half an hour drawing false ones an inch further up their heads? Are they fucking mental or what?

Imagine spending half an hour shaving your cock and then drawing pubes on your gut?

They amaze me at times!

I guess it is a bit like Ant Robertson, spending an hour plucking his arsehole only to have it redrawn where his mouth appears!

I think I mentioned earlier that the missus borrowed a few bob to get her rice planting under way... some sort of "Share" thing where everyone seems to borrow from everyone else, but without the high interest rates.



She paid me back 70 % yesterday but was a few bob short of the full amount.

Imagine my surprise when my offer to bring her sister up for a threesome was rejected! Guess I will have to charge punitive usury rates of interest in the future.

You never get anywhere if you don't at least try! (Her sister is actually not really worth the shortfall - I just thought the humiliation would have been worth the expense)

[Rigsby]

Tattooed eyebrows are the way to go, apparently ,but I'd imagine trying to relocate them would be a bit of a problem.

[DrAndy]

Imagine spending half an hour shaving your cock and then drawing pubes on your gut?

no thanks

[alwarner]

My Mrs. has got tattooed eyebrows. I first noticed them after we'd been together for about 5 years. Didn't go down well that.

"You never look my face before?"

"Mainly your boobs"

[adzt1]

logical explanation ? if anyone here could they should write a book ,
will soon be making more money than j k rowling .

[kingwilly]

I guess it is a bit like Ant Robertson, spending an hour plucking his arsehole only to have it redrawn where his mouth appears!

Imagine my surprise when my offer to bring her sister up for a threesome was rejected! Guess I will have to charge punitive usury rates of interest in the future.

You never get anywhere if you don't at least try! (Her sister is actually not really worth the shortfall - I just thought the humiliation would have been worth the expense)

Yep, I'm sure it was.

[kingwilly]

Tattooed eyebrows are the way to go, apparently ,but I'd imagine trying to relocate them would be a bit of a problem.

My wife's older Aunt has tattooed eyebrows, they look shite now, faded orange colour.

[arfursixpence]

Tattooed eyebrows are the way to go, apparently ,but I'd imagine trying to relocate them would be a bit of a problem.

Guess they would need to get them pre planned and make sure they looked the business before they got the needle!

I noticed a couple of years back whilst flying via Dubai to the UK, that a lot of Arab women seem to like tatooed hands - you can't get into a lot of bars even in the rough areas of Newcastle with "Swallows" on your thumbs, let alone anything like what these fuckers were sporting!


Call me old fashioned, but a subtle little rose on the shoulder means a lot more than the Koran all over my arse!

[adzt1]

^ I bet they can get in a witherspoons!!!

[Rural Surin]

Plucking underarm hair seems to be of a higher fashion.

[Rigger]

flying via Dubai to the UK, that a lot of Arab women seem to like tatooed hands

Not tats but ink that does fade and go away after time, I think its called hana

[Looper]

Imagine spending half an hour shaving your cock and then drawing pubes on your gut?

Seems like a waste of time. Better to use the opportunity to do an impression of Groucho Marx.



They say making a girl laugh is half the battle in getting her knickers off and this old trick has never failed me yet.

[Rural Surin]

flying via Dubai to the UK, that a lot of Arab women seem to like tatooed hands

Not tats but ink that does fade and go away after time, I think its called hana

Henna.

[harrybarracuda]

flying via Dubai to the UK, that a lot of Arab women seem to like tatooed hands

Not tats but ink that does fade and go away after time, I think its called hana

Henna.

You can get it done at Karon Circle. They actually call it "temporary tattoos".

[billy the kid]

some women here apparently spend 4 hours a day combing or brushing their hair.
mirror mirror on the wall
who's almost the prettiest of them all. meeeeeeeeeee.

[Rural Surin]

some women here apparently spend 4 hours a day combing or brushing their hair.
mirror mirror on the wall
who's almost the prettiest of them all. meeeeeeeeeee.

And another four applying whitening lotions and creams...

[Bower]

Women and sausages, never watch the preparation if you want to enjoy them later.

[Bogon]

My Mrs. has got tattooed eyebrows.

C'mon alwarner. Fess up. Which one is she?

[socal]

Are they fucking mental or what?

Thats a rhetorical question im assuming...

[alwarner]

My Mrs. has got tattooed eyebrows.

C'mon alwarner. Fess up. Which one is she?

ha ha!

She's the middle one.

[jamiejambos]

flying via Dubai to the UK, that a lot of Arab women seem to like tatooed hands

Not tats but ink that does fade and go away after time, I think its called hana

Henna.

[kingwilly]

That love bite on her neck is a nice touch.

[Jesus Jones]

And look how happy they all look with those idiotic tattoos!

[r1 pet]

that hoop ear girl is sporting a thumb print, a vinegar stroke sex grip

[Cujo]

Imagine spending half an hour shaving your cock and then drawing pubes on your gut?

no thanks

Too late, you already did.