What is your day like?

[bsnub]

So to all of you full time expats please explain what your day is like in LOS. How about details...What is your routine? BTW I do not need to know about your daily bowel movement.

[Marmite the Dog]

Get up 7.30 and walk to the office in my underpants.

Work until 5, 6, 7 o'clock.

Go back to the bedroom, molest the Midget, watch telly and go to sleep.

Repeat for infinity...

[bsnub]

walk to the office in my underpants.

Always been a nightmare of mine mate. Fairly long day for you at the office. I am well aware that the midget is a nice one to go home to. Cheers mate.

[Kurgen]

Today,
Up at 6am
School run at 7.15
Nigel the physio at 8 am
Cuppa tea with a mate at 9 am
Cooked bacon and eggs at about 11am
Dentist at 2pm
Pick kid up 2.30
water garden and crack a beer 4pm
Drop kids of at MIL's 7pm
Anniversary dinner at Bruno's 7.30
Probably burgled at 8pm (cos there's some right dodgy bastids read this forum)
Home about 10pm I spose

How's that?


Not sure about later

[sunsetter]

up when the missus goes to work about 830 - 9 am
water the plants
coffee up on the roof, watch the condos going up across the road
bit of a tidy up,luandry etc
up the soi for a bit of brekkie
back from there, sit in the garden for half hour checking email, facebook
coffee
shower
walk the kilometer to the pool
swim for 1.5 hours
grab a some fruit on the way back
deckchair, sunbathe on the roof for an hour
log on for a bit
read for a bit
await missus return or go for swift beer and meet her for dinner somewhere about 7-8 pm

go burgle kurgen about 830pm

add to the that trips into the city to meet friends, souce items for friends etc, thats my day

[arfursixpence]

Up at 5 am - the boy pissed the bed dreaming he was on the bog.
School run at 7 am,
two large whiskies and a bottle of Chang for breakfast.
Posted a few bits of hatred and vitriol on some of my favourite sites.

Had a few minutes of sick humour - Have you noticed how Thais will not put food in the fridge? They tend to leave in on the worktops in the kitchen and cover it over with anything they can find like pan lids, plates cloths etc? Well my wife is guilty of this sin too - so I quite enjoy taking the lids off and watching the flies have a nibble. however, a lot of food they cook up here in the North, the flies, cats, dogs refuse to eat it is so disgusting. Take that Pla Rah foe instance - who in their right mind would lace perfectly good food with something that smells like rotten SHIT! Where did they get the idea from? Did they experiment first with lumps of shit until they got just the right taste? Sorry, not in a million years would anyone of sound mind think about eating that crap.

Take a look at the quality of journalism from my home town toilet rag! - WHICH RIVER?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north...2703-30320868/

Watched Wesley Snipes in "Along Came A Spider" This actually took about 5 hours as I kept falling asleep and had to keep rewinding it. Not that good in the end really.

Cooked some chicken pies - (9 in total ate one with chips peas and gravy)

Had a pretty reasonable blow job, watched a bit more of Wesley Snipes.

Picked the boy up from school, fed him chicken pie, mashed potato, cabbage, carrot, peas and gravy.

Brought the piss soaked matress in from the hot sunshine, fed the cats.

Mixed up a bowl of chilli powder, black pepper and oil and spread liberal amounts all over my TOT earth connection cable that the dogs seem to have taken a liking to chewing. (They really are a bunch of Pro's TOT, they nailed the earth connection down the wall and along 2 metres of floor tiles and into a stake in the ground - yes, you can easily trip on it and it looks like the usual Thai workmanship - SHIT!

Second bottle of Chang of the evening - probably watch the very very last bit of Wesley Snipes just to make sure I understood the plot - Where he shoots the woman special agent! Fuck, you can't pull the wool over Wesleys' eyes. He really needs to keep out of the sunshine with all those horrible moles and skin blemishes, I would hate to see him develop skin cancer!

I forgot to mention the tirade of verbal abuse and horn tooting at some retarded Thai who sat for 20 seconds on his phone when the lights turned green.

Not a bad day all in all, I have another Wesley Snipes movie ready for tomorrow - this one he plays the bad guy! Should be fun.

Just in case you were thinking I was taking it a bit too easy - I had three shits today! None were very substantial but each one took quite a bit of coaxing and ass flexing, but at the end of the day, job well done!

[Dan]

Today:

Got up at 5.30.
Worked from 7 to 2 clearing/burning weeds (I've let our land get seriously overgrown and we've also got a bunch of teak trees and the leaves need dealing with).
Came home and looked at the news etc for an hour.
Went to do some weights at 3 but was too fucked even to do a warm up.
Worked on some elearning software I'm supposed to be writing from then to now.
Will do some Thai after supper and then sleep.

[Iceburg Slim]

up when the missus goes to work about 830 - 9 am
water the plants
coffee up on the roof, watch the condos going up across the road
bit of a tidy up,luandry etc
up the soi for a bit of brekkie
back from there, sit in the garden for half hour checking email, facebook
coffee
shower
walk the kilometer to the pool
swim for 1.5 hours
grab a some fruit on the way back
deckchair, sunbathe on the roof for an hour
log on for a bit
read for a bit
await missus return or go for swift beer and meet her for dinner somewhere about 7-8 pm

go burgle kurgen about 830pm

add to the that trips into the city to meet friends, souce items for friends etc, thats my day

So you're basically a waste of space who contributes zero to mankind.

[bsnub]

Wesley Snipes

On June 6, 2011, the United States Supreme Court declined to hear Snipes' appeal.[39][40][41] Snipes is being held at the Federal Correctional Institution, McKean, a medium security federal prison in Pennsylvania, and is scheduled for release on July 19, 2013.

Wesley Snipes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[palexxxx]

up when the missus goes to work about 830 - 9 am
water the plants
coffee up on the roof, watch the condos going up across the road
bit of a tidy up,luandry etc
up the soi for a bit of brekkie
back from there, sit in the garden for half hour checking email, facebook
coffee
shower
walk the kilometer to the pool
swim for 1.5 hours
grab a some fruit on the way back
deckchair, sunbathe on the roof for an hour
log on for a bit
read for a bit
await missus return or go for swift beer and meet her for dinner somewhere about 7-8 pm

go burgle kurgen about 830pm

add to the that trips into the city to meet friends, souce items for friends etc, thats my day

So you're basically a waste of space who contributes zero to mankind.

I reckon he's actually structured the day pretty well. I'll be aspiring to something similiar once I get over there in three months time.

[withnallstoke]

I'll reply to this thread on Saturday.

It wont take long then.

[Iceburg Slim]

^^
Yeah, it's always a good idea to spend your day sitting in the garden on facebook then sunbathing whilst your partner is working.

[arfursixpence]

Wesley Snipes

On June 6, 2011, the United States Supreme Court declined to hear Snipes' appeal.[39][40][41] Snipes is being held at the Federal Correctional Institution, McKean, a medium security federal prison in Pennsylvania, and is scheduled for release on July 19, 2013.

Wesley Snipes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Well for want of a better reply "FUCK ME!" Poor old Wesley - I didn't know he was just another Boy From Da Hood! The man appeared to have high morals in many of his movies, I am quite surprised at his behaviour, do you think he needs some "affirmative action?"

I think Obahma would actually make a good Wesley Snipes, he looks younger, doesn't have all those horrible skin things all over his face....the only problem is he has that fat assed Ho in tow!

[Fondles]

6.00am - The missus gets up to make coffee and breakfast.
6.15am - I get up and shower.
6.30am - Eat breakfast/drink coffee.
6.45am - Get dressed.
7.00am - Hop in car.
8.00am - Arrive at work, tell girlie to make coffee.
> - Pretend to work.
< - Pretend to work.
> - Pretend to work.
12.30pm - Head for lunch.
1.30pm - Return from lunch.
> - Pretend to work.
< - Pretend to work.
> - Pretend to work.
6.00pm - Work finished, Hop in car.
7.00pm - Arrive home, have a shower.
7.15pm - Out of shower, tell missus to grab me a beer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
< drink more beer, play on computer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
8.00pm - Cook dinner.
8.30pm - Eat dinner.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
< drink more beer, play on computer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
10.00pm - Go to bed, allows missus to suckle on my penis.
10.01pm - Watch movie.
10.02pm - Asleep.

[Smug Farang Bore]

Bed 3am up 5am
Coffee and fruit
Bed 7am up 1pm
Boiled egg and bread soldiers
Bed 2 30pm up 4 30pm
Bowel of mince more fruit
Bar 530

Think me sleep pattern is out of whack at the mo.

At least sunsetter gets some exercise.

Sunny misses works very hard to keep him in the style he's used to too.

[Loy Toy]

What is your day like?

Fucked.

I have been working on some furniture, sanding back, then filling all the cracks and imperfection, staining the wood to perfection and then the missus suggested I lacquer the surface to a gloss finish. Two days up to the attempt at lacquering.

Brought a compressor, spray gun and TOA gloss lacquer and completely fucked it up.

Sent the best part of the afternoon scraping and sanding the top surface back to bare wood.

[sunsetter]

So you're basically a waste of space who contributes zero to mankind.

not quite, but i do enjoy being a lazy fcuk when im in thailand, your just jealous

Yeah, it's always a good idea to spend your day sitting in the garden on facebook then sunbathing whilst your partner is working.

gotta pass the time of day somehow.........

[sunsetter]

I reckon he's actually structured the day pretty well. I'll be aspiring to something similiar once I get over there in three months time

thanks mate, i work my arse off in the uk for 7-8 months of the year, getting my daily routine right is an art form, i reackon ive cracked it

mind you it all goes to pot some days around 3pm when LT, or some other pisshead phones me up to go out for a few shandies

dont mind though, its like a holiday within a holiday

[sunsetter]

Sunny misses works very hard to keep him in the style he's used to too.

another big thanks, didnt know your day was so busy aswell mate

[arfursixpence]

What is your day like?

Fucked.

I have been working on some furniture, sanding back, then filling all the cracks and imperfection, staining the wood to perfection and then the missus suggested I lacquer the surface to a gloss finish. Two days up to the attempt at lacquering.

Brought a compressor, spray gun and TOA gloss lacquer and completely fucked it up.

Sent the best part of the afternoon scraping and sanding the top surface back to bare wood.

NEVER repeat NEVER! use any product from TOA - it is shit! you will be redoing it in 6 months! Beger was a bit better, but TOA - fuck I want their heads on a plate after the time I wasted using their SHIT Varnish!

[arfursixpence]

6.00am - The missus gets up to make coffee and breakfast.
6.15am - I get up and shower.
6.30am - Eat breakfast/drink coffee.
6.45am - Get dressed.
7.00am - Hop in car.
8.00am - Arrive at work, tell girlie to make coffee.
> - Pretend to work.
< - Pretend to work.
> - Pretend to work.
12.30pm - Head for lunch.
1.30pm - Return from lunch.
> - Pretend to work.
< - Pretend to work.
> - Pretend to work.
6.00pm - Work finished, Hop in car.
7.00pm - Arrive home, have a shower.
7.15pm - Out of shower, tell missus to grab me a beer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
< drink more beer, play on computer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
8.00pm - Cook dinner.
8.30pm - Eat dinner.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
< drink more beer, play on computer.
> drink more beer, play on computer.
10.00pm - Go to bed, allows missus to suckle on my penis.
10.01pm - Watch movie.
10.02pm - Asleep.

Drink Sangria in the park, blow job after dark...feed Thais at the zoo! and a movie too.............

They're going to reap just what they sow!

[Humbert]

8:30am - Coffee at Dean & Deluca
9am - Meeting for design presentation with MD Park Ventures
11am - Back at office for emails
1:30pm - Design presentation at K Bank headquarters Rat Burana
5pm - Early Valentines Day dinner with wife
7pm - Peace and quiet

[Davis Knowlton]

Got up.
Read for a while.
Computer
Watched part of War Horse.
Computer
Lunch
Gym
Pool
Rest of War Horse
Kids came home from school
Wife came home
Ate dinner
Computer
Read.
Slept.

[Moonraker]

Having a bomb explode just down the road livened things up a bit.

[S Landreth]

Last Monday,.

Woke up during the middle of the night to check e-mail/check news

watch face the nation and meet the press

6am make whatshername coffee

exercise

do some gardening work/entertain the neighborhood dogs

shower

catch up on some news/answer some e-mail

went for a teeth cleaning

bank to transfer some funds

2 hour massage (regular girl wasn’t in and I got someone new girl and will not be going back to the new girl again)

Catch up on season 4 of Californication

Leftover dinner black beans and yellow rice

Watch some US news via the net

Quick shower

flick channels till I fall a sleep

I need a life