Wimbledon Ladies 2011

**Neo** · 20-06-2011, 11:07 PM

Wimbledon. Let's face it, it's only worth watching for the athletic babes on court.

Dokic is on at the moment and she's got a cracking pair of tits, could be the best you'll see in this tournament, but you definately won't see more sticky out nipples, even through a sports bra and top you could hang your sweatband on them.

Quite a pretty face too, in case you hadn't noticed.

She's winning against a lady man at the moment, let's not spoil the moment by
posting pictures.

C'mon Dokic... you minx!

**Neo** · 21-06-2011, 04:01 AM

Damn! Dokic lost to the lady man, so out go those fantastic norks.

But .. Vera Zvonareva is through..

nice camel toe... could go all the way.

and Pauline Parmentier.. borderline, but she'd get it.

That's it for now, the rest of todays winners had either taken too many steroids to be considered female or fell out of the ugly tree, only the first round though and there's still some beauties to play.

One to watch out for... Caroline Wozniacki

**bobo746** · 21-06-2011, 05:01 AM

You are nothing but a pervert i watch womens tennis for the athleticism,but i do like that last photo, i think she winked at me.

**blue** · 21-06-2011, 05:41 AM

nice, but bring back Anna Kournikova , here at Wimbeldon 11 years ago

and today age 30

**LooseBowels** · 21-06-2011, 06:10 AM

Don't know why they call it ladies anymore.

They're nowt but a load of testosteroned grunts these days, and there's even blokes playin in the grunts event..

**Bobcock** · 21-06-2011, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by blue

nice, but bring back Anna Kournikova

Imagine if she could have actually played tennis at the highest level.....

No pics of Sharapova yet?

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-06-2011, 08:48 AM

Fucking grim, the lot of them.

**Neo** · 21-06-2011, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

No pics of Sharapova yet?

She's yet to play...

**kmart** · 21-06-2011, 04:26 PM

[quote=blue;1790105]nice, but bring back Anna Kournikova , here at Wimbeldon 11 years ago

Not for me, mate. She has a look of Boris Yeltsin, although attached to a fit bod.

**blue** · 21-06-2011, 04:55 PM

^

old yorkshire saying -
you don't look at the mantelpiece
when you're poking fire

anyway she don't look like Boris any more

sabaii sabaii · 21-06-2011, 05:07 PM

Thought I'd do a collage for Blue

**Neo** · 21-06-2011, 07:07 PM

Well I'm hoping it's not a Williams v Williams final again.
Not worth watching ladies tennis unless there's some tasty totty.
Still another 3 days of 1st round games.. some hopefuls in this next slot.

Caroline Wozniacki.. I'm hoping she goes all the way and has a one on one with Sharapova.

Sania Mirza.. Indian chick. Not all that but nice camel shot cheers.

Andrea Hlavackova. Loves to flash the gash.

Alona Bondarenko.. having a breather,

Dominika Cibulkova. She's hot...

Julia Goerges. Nice norks and not too hairy for a Spaniard.

Klara Zakopalova. Most definately.

and she is playing Emily Webley-Smith.. so Ihope they'll put that on telly. grunt grunt

Angelique Kerber. German, hopefully well trimmed.

and Anna Chakvetadze...

will be playing with... Maria Sharapova

just relaxing here before the game..

warming up...

having lunch...

knocking some balls about..

All in, a good days viewing in store.

Still gutted about Dokic's tits getting knocked out though.
The lady man that beat her is a favorite to win, I'm hoping for the worst to happen.

**Aussie Tigger** · 21-06-2011, 10:45 PM

Ban the grunts and screaming in the men and womens.I watch the womens tennis only with the sound turned off.The Italian wannabe female who was in the French Open final against the Chinese girl has to be the most un attractive player male female or what ever that has ever played.The Chinese women may not be the best looking lady on the circuit but her honest no frills game does it for me.

**LooseBowels** · 22-06-2011, 03:26 AM

Theyv'e got bigger boxes than me

**bobo746** · 22-06-2011, 05:56 AM

you recognised her from that shot,you really know your tennis players.

**bobo746** · 22-06-2011, 06:00 AM

All we got is this dyke sam stouser she got knocked ot yesterday

**Neo** · 22-06-2011, 07:57 PM

A lot of first round games are delayed because of rain, but Wozniacki and Sharipove are through to the second round, so could still be a great one on one in the making there.

These are all through.

Na Li. Looks like she's ready for the shower.

Ana Ivanovic

Maria Kirilenko. Perhaps her and Sharipova...

Simona Halep's boob job didn't hold her back.

Still a few hopefuls to play.

Sabine Lisicki. German carpet muncher.

Petra Cetkovska

Flavia Pennetta

**buriramboy** · 22-06-2011, 08:10 PM

G strings really should be made compulsory, would increase viewing figures and thus advertising.

**bobo746** · 23-06-2011, 04:03 AM

Socal would have a tug over this heifer.

**Neo** · 23-06-2011, 04:45 AM

They're both through, and that's the better looking one, but they ain't pretty.

**Neo** · 26-06-2011, 01:23 AM

Caroline Wozniacki

is through to the fourth round against..

Dominika Cibulkova

so definately worth looking at that... it's what Wimbledon is all about ,
two hot young chicks getting physical with each other...the winner will play the winner of..

Maria Sharipova

versus Shuai Peng, who's a bit of a munter and will get beaten mercilessly by Sharapova... so a Sharapova match hopefully against Wozniacki in the quarter finals, which I think will be the hottest blonde totty match of the tournament, otherwise Sharapova sweating it out against Cibulkova, it's a win win, so make sure you've got your Kleenex ready for that.

Sabine Lisicki the German carpet muncher (on the left)

plays Czech hottie..

Petra Cetkovska

gurgle gurgle... might need some more Kleenex at this stage.

That's probably as good as it's going to get this year, Serena Williams is in this half of the fourth round and Venus is in the other half with the serious munters. Sharpova will most likely play Serena in the semi final, and Venus doesn't look to have any serious competition in her half, only in the looks department and then only by Yanina Wickmayer, which isn't saying much.

So it looks like the hot totty ladies sweaty one on ones will be happening Sunday and Monday.. yes!!!

**Marmite the Dog** · 26-06-2011, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Neo

Czech hottie..

Petra Cetkovska

I think your glasses are broken.

**Neo** · 26-06-2011, 02:44 PM

Because she's not skinny, brown and thinks sport is riding the Wave to the mom and pop or because you're looking through the crack in the closet door? Perhaps you should take those Issan tinted specs off. This is the real world.

**Marmite the Dog** · 26-06-2011, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

Because she's not skinny, brown and thinks sport is riding the Wave to the mom and pop or because you're looking through the crack in the closet door? Perhaps you should take those Issan tinted specs off. This is the real world.

No. Because she'd chunky and ugly.

**Neo** · 26-06-2011, 02:56 PM

Hey do you know if you google Wimbledon Ladies 2011 this comes up on the first page

So a big hello to all you punters tuning in to TeakDoor for the first time to get the proper low down on what's happenning with the ladies this year.
Here you can say sweaty flange, German carpet muncher, or gorrilla in a bikini.. and we don't care if you're offended. I hope you enjoy our uncoverage

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