Thread: ©The Ashes™

Good morning - Let battle commence



For God and Queen and country - and send those filthy colonist dogs packing with their tails between their legs... *rasps*

I shall be cheering on England!

I hate the Aussies and their arrogant manner.
If not being the world's best ever team were enough, do they need to resort to slagging and bullying to win?
Their personalities are excellent examples of the worst Australian yobbo.
I hope Shane Warne gets arrested for urinating out the team bus window onto a bobby's head!

England make fine start to Ashes

Latest... Australia 97-5 v England

*sticks up two-fingers & joins the office conga*

... take that convicts!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cric...nd/4700181.stm

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SHIT!!!
England 29-5. McGrath taken all five wickets.

It's all gone seriously pear-shaped today.....still, enough about my personal life, the bloody Aussies are all over us.....if it wasn't for that fine example of English sport, Pieterson, we'd be a complete loss......

You didn't seriously expect the English to win did you! *ROFL*

*laughs out loud* It's pishing with rain in London this morning. God has decided to save the English from embarrasment. *hopes it ends in a draw just to irk the Aussies*