The Let's All Laugh at England thread

[Joe 90]

Needs a shot to the head with a lump hammer to knock some sense into his numbskull.

[hallelujah]

The England squad visited an orphanage in Germany today.

"It's awful to see the despair and lack of hope on their faces" said Dieter, age 6.

[harrybarracuda]

That old chestnut

[DrWilly]

An oldie for sure, funny it’s still relevant.

[hallelujah]

That old chestnut

The old uns are always golden.



And here's another you'll still be using in 20 years time:

Eriksen won the Scudetto with Inter, went to the Euros, died, came back to life, trained with Inter, then came back to England, played for Brentford, played for Manchester United, won two trophies, scored in the Euros - and Arsenal still haven't won a trophy.

[harrybarracuda]

The old uns are always golden.



And here's another you'll still be using in 20 years time:

Eriksen won the Scudetto with Inter, went to the Euros, died, came back to life, trained with Inter, then came back to England, played for Brentford, played for Manchester United, won two trophies, scored in the Euros - and Arsenal still haven't won a trophy.

8th

*titter*

[hallelujah]

8th

*titter*

London clubs and their European trophies.

[harrybarracuda]

London clubs and their European trophies.

8th. How embarrassing.

[hallelujah]

8th. How embarrassing.

West Ham are more successful than you in Europe.



How embarrassing.

You are not a serious football club, are you?

[harrybarracuda]

Imagine being worse than Tottenham

[hallelujah]

Imagine being worse than Tottenham

Well, you've avoided that ignominy at least.

But only just.

London clubs and their European trophies.

Or maybe not.

[harrybarracuda]

Let's face it you have a shitty team, an even shittier stadium and even your catering is fucking shite.

[helge]

Unbiased there.

You are all kind of shit.


Have a good night, Hal

Harry; get fucked

[Edmond]

London clubs and their European trophies.

That's not really fair.



Why only London clubs.

Aston Villa and Notts Forest have both won the European Cup.


It's actually a record, the number of English clubs that have won the EC.

Six. Not another country in Europe comes close. Arsenal aren't part of the 6, obviously, but... you know.

[hallelujah]

For H and his hapless band of failures:

You haven't won a trophy for 67 years, West Ham are more successful than you in Europe and Spurs are a bigger club.

You have never been, never are and never will be a serious club.

And where's the Bayern fan video I was posting after you got dumped out YET AGAIN last year?



"Arsenal? What is Arsenal?"



United or Liverpool you most certainly aren't.

[malmomike77]

How embarrassing.

why don't you tune into BBC Four @ 8.30pm and see what your dad was looking at on TOTP in 78, you many not know him but at least you'll see what music was on when he was fetchin up as you minkies like to say

[hallelujah]

why don't you tune into BBC Four @ 8.30pm and see what your dad was looking at on TOTP in 78, you many not know him but at least you'll see what music was on when he was fetchin up as you minkies like to say

I'm surprised you're able to remember 78, old man.

[malmomike77]

I'm surprised you're able to remember 78, old man.

oh i do, i was buzzing around on a fizzer, dreaming of getting a mini 1000 if i could save 350 quid, because getting on the road was ittttt.

[hallelujah]

oh i do, i was buzzing around on a fizzer, dreaming of getting a mini 1000 if i could save 350 quid, because getting on the road was ittttt.

Well, that's a nice reply and I would have loved to have been alive back then (when I was born give a few years either way).



Anyway, I'm now on holiday and I'm signing off until the football season starts again in August and I genuinely wish you all all the best.

But I wish United more of the best.

[hallelujah]

That's not really fair.



Why only London clubs.

Aston Villa and Notts Forest have both won the European Cup.


It's actually a record, the number of English clubs that have won the EC.

Six. Not another country in Europe comes close. Arsenal aren't part of the 6, obviously, but... you know.

Good points here, btw, Ed.

The first point was telling harry he is a wanker.

The 2nd point I am not so sure cos I am pissed, can't scroll up and am about to turn on france v holland.

[hallelujah]

Good points here, btw, Ed.

The first point was telling harry he is a wanker.

The 2nd point I am not so sure cos I am pissed, can't scroll up and am about to turn on france v holland.

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[hallelujah]

That's not really fair.



Why only London clubs.

Aston Villa and Notts Forest have both won the European Cup.


It's actually a record, the number of English clubs that have won the EC.

Six. Not another country in Europe comes close. Arsenal aren't part of the 6, obviously, but... you know.

Right. Just read it again.

Presuming you're not taking the piss out of the failure of a few select clubs in England (United, Liverpool, Villa, Forest, Chelsea), the jibe was to remind harry just how shit his team is compared to "rivals" from his own city.

[malmomike77]

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yep 2 or 3 times, been that way for weeks, was going to post up a trip but i've had it with this, was bad enough before

[helge]

But Spain dominates cos of Madrid.

Hasn't Barca won more than Manchester...even united ?

?

[hallelujah]

Jermaine Jenas just said on the commentary that France look so good and will only get better.

But England have looked so bad and match France for talent and SHOULD only get better.

We're falling into the same trap of trying to fit Scholes, Gerrard and Lampard into the midfield cos they wewre good players.

Now we're doing it again.

Alexander Arnold should be nowhere near a decent team. He is fucking awful at the back and equally woeful in midfield.

Put players in the right positions.

Play midfielders in midfield.

Like magic!

Watch things improve.