The Let's All Laugh at England thread

[david44]

As Republic didn't make the cut again good luck to England, they need a boost when you see the state of the country , joblessturd worlders floating around and thats just the Tory cabinet. Shop door ways in London full of dosser, puns full of tosers and a general malaise resembling recent reports of the coin Laundary and WrongaMAT.

Gome are the days of a packet of 3, some whizzacid , a quarter of Leb/Rocky-cum-Paki Black a wagon wheel,A box of Rover assorted and Cheese footballs for her indoors, Some Big D nuts as advertised by the Big D lass ,20 Picadilly , State Express 555s or Rothmans and pint of real ale, a rub down with the Sporting Life, and change from fiver.

Recemtly on missionary position in Wales I proffered a young hill tribe lass a QE2 fiver for a pint of stout in a yacht club, before I could utter my customary , keep the change , or one for yourself she smiled as she replied it's 6 pound 50 sir , jeez almost $9 fr a Guinness no wonder so much sobriety and misery from Johnny's End to Land of Groats

[david44]

I can honestly say - hand on heart - that he is a decent fella.

I've met him a couple of times.

Speaks highly of your swallow

[Reg Dingle]

As Republic didn't make the cut again,

Was in the bookies yesterday looking at the Euro 24 betting slips, weighing up how much to lump on England bringing it home, when to my amazement I found this one betting slip that was virtually offering free cash to bankroll it...



Now what to pick, 5-0, 8-0, Ronny hat-trick?. Hmm it is a friendly where none of those spicks will be making any tackles or wanting to pick up an injury... and the Micks have nothing to lose, so decided to play it a little on the safe side.





Slantje, Hal's dad and the rest of ya beautiful useless Mick kunts!:
Who's fukking laughing now, eh?
What a game!!One shot on goal the Paddys had and that was a wayward cross


Think I'll have a couple of Guinness and one of those car bombs with that today whilst I plot how much to lump on the Krauts smashing the Jocks on Friday.


It's coming home!!!

[hallelujah]

It's coming home!!!

In about 100 years.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Have you not got any curling or line dancing championships to focus on instead of constantly embarrassing yourself over the next 4 weeks?

[hallelujah]

^ Have you not got any curling or line dancing championships to focus on instead of constantly embarrassing yourself over the next 4 weeks?

Mate, I'm as English as they come...

...and will be right behind the boys until they go home before people have even had their first BBQ of the year.

England till I die!

[Reg Dingle]

Joe did say you're as English as your doppelganger, Declan Rice

[malmomike77]

^ Have you not got any curling or line dancing championships to focus on instead of constantly embarrassing yourself over the next 4 weeks

As i understand it him and his Mrs are off to Wales to get Tupped

[Reg Dingle]

As i understand it him and his Mrs are off to Wales to get Tupped

Headbutted or rammed?

Top o da morning to ya Hal


Hmmm. Gonna have a little tickle on England to bring it home on penalties and i cant bring myself to put a penny on the box heads so will double down on the Jocks and a 2 goal head start

[Joe 90]

It doesn't get much more English than the pic above

[helge]

It doesn't get much more English than the pic above

No Burned Blood Sausage and only one Fox's Dick !

Pagan !

[harrybarracuda]

It doesn't get much more English than the pic above

If some crappy motorway services breakfast is your idea of English....

[hallelujah]

If some crappy motorway services breakfast is your idea of English....

That is clearly one of Wetherspoons' finest.

Just look at the plate.

You're not just out of touch with the idea of winning trophies, are you?

[harrybarracuda]

That is clearly one of Wetherspoons' finest.

Just look at the plate.

You're not just out of touch with the idea of winning trophies, are you?

Why am I not surprised that you're a patron of the worst, lower class pubs in England.

[cyrille]

If some crappy motorway services breakfast is your idea of English....

What nationality is it?

[harrybarracuda]

What nationality is it?

Prolly Polish or something these days innit

[DrWilly]

[Reg Dingle]

There seems to be an awful lack of joviality in this thread.

Last Post a week ago

Suck on these apples you Mick, Jocks and Scandi wankers

It's coming...

[DrWilly]

England going to lose this game. Not playing with any urgency or defence.

[Joe 90]

Southgate put Bromide in their tea this morning.

[helge]

Both teams did their best

[Joe 90]

Bollocks

[helge]

Bollocks

Ok

So you reckon they played for a draw, had a bad night's sleep, were lazy, ........had too many injuries , the ball wasn't round or what ?

I know what's wrong on the english side, but won't tell you again.

Denmark is coming home though

[Joe 90]

?

Southgate!

[helge]

Oh

I'm sure he did his best too



(might have had one shot too many)