The Let's All Laugh at England thread

[hallelujah]

I cant work him out.
He has the one thread running about his love for Kobbie Mainoo then this thread where he doesnt seem to trust in the guys ability at the top level playing for the Favourites of Euro 2024 (after a slight blip) then a right weird thread about other countries national anthems and how he can sing the French National anthem in English.
This tefling in Eastern Europe seems to be taking its toll and turned him into a right treacherous garlic sausage loving piece of Euro Trash who should have his passport revoked.

You can't work me out!

Have I not laid it on thick enough already, you bus driving brummy mong?



If Nigel Dillinger gets a passport, so can I.

ABE!!!



Oh, and here's the anthem of this year's Euro winners:



FUCK ENGLAND, YOU BREXiT WANKERS!

[hallelujah]

^^ I think its Anyone But

fucking hell

Some mongs on here

At least dil saved the day

ABU - Anyone But United

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the Favourites of Euro 2024

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Is that Jesse Lingard?

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This tefling in Eastern Europe seems to be taking its toll and turned him into a right treacherous garlic sausage loving piece of Euro Trash who should have his passport revoked.

I was just saying this minute to my missus that we should get some garlic sausage


It's not a need like England need a trophy though

United > England

[hallelujah]

I hate England, I do. I'm English, but the whole nation and its jingoism makes me puke.

The only reason I ever clalmed to be a fan was to argue with Lu.

I hate the ABU, racist, low life bastards with a passion and wiill be cheering every game we lose.

FUCK ENGLAND

Have a great European Championships, ladies.

[Mendip]

I've gotta say that I'm really confused by all this Hal, although admittedly I am a Bristol City supporter so know very little about football.

Yes, the English press over-hype at every opportunity, one good performance and we're bringing it home, etc etc, but look beyond that and enjoy it.

Maybe Harry Maguire will even score a goal at the right end?

[harrybarracuda]

It's coming hame, it's coming hame...

[hallelujah]

I've gotta say that I'm really confused by all this Hal, although admittedly I am a Bristol City supporter so know very little about football.

Yes, the English press over-hype at every opportunity, one good performance and we're bringing it home, etc etc, but look beyond that and enjoy it.

Maybe Harry Maguire will even score a goal at the right end?

Let me say it straight then.

The country lives off us.

The press live off us.

Remember the game at Wembley when the whole crowd was singing "Stand up if u hate Man U"?

(I think it was Bulgaria)

Look at the way Beckham was treated (and will it be Mainoo next?)

We've never forgiven you for that and we never will.

We are hated on every corner of the land (or adored)

And we'll give you some back.

Fuck the lot of you and FUCK ENGLAND.

(although this isn't personal and you are clearly a great fella )

I don't expect sympathy and I won't get it.

We don't need it either.

[Mendip]

^ ok.

I've aleays liked Daivid Bekham, but I think his wife's an srse.

Listen to David Bekham's ' Desert Island Disks' sometime, he comes across really well.

[hallelujah]

^ ok.

I've aleays liked Daivid Bekham, but I think his wife's an srse.

Listen to David Bekham's ' Desert Island Disks' sometime, he comes across really well.

I can honestly say - hand on heart - that he is a decent fella.

I've met him a couple of times.

One time of which was here:

Kočice - Wikipedia

It's a long story, but it's a good story and why I know he's a good lad up for a laugh.

[Mendip]

^ Nice.

I've never met anyone of note, although I did once see the black guy from 'Hot Chocolate' at Heathrow. He walked right past me.

[Iceman123]

^
He would have to float right past you now

RIP Errol

[harrybarracuda]

Let me say it straight then.

The country lives off us.

The press live off us.

But that's because you're the biggest fucking joke in football.

[hallelujah]

But that's because you're the biggest fucking joke in football.

Says an Arsenal fan.



Show me your trophies, you fucking cockney faggot.

[harrybarracuda]

Says an Arsenal fan.



Show me your trophies, you fucking cockney faggot.

What, the one you'll never have?

Sure.

P.S. Count your FA Cups, you're still one behind.

[hallelujah]

Harry, you've got a couple more titles than City and as many European Cups as Swindon.

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[harrybarracuda]

Harry, you've got a couple more titles than City and as many European Cups as Swindon.

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Ah yes the "knockout kings" (when they get a kindly draw).

[hallelujah]

I've gotta say that I'm really confused by all this Hal, although admittedly I am a Bristol City supporter so know very little about football.

Yes, the English press over-hype at every opportunity, one good performance and we're bringing it home, etc etc, but look beyond that and enjoy it.

Maybe Harry Maguire will even score a goal at the right end?

I was nicely toasted Friday and Saturday and was on a bit of a fishing trip, but to be fair and totally honest - for a change - I do actually support England and will be hoping they win.

Which they obviously won't.



It's just the fans that I can't stand with their Anyone But United/No Surrender/10 German bombers crap.

[hallelujah]

Ah yes the "knockout kings" (when they get a kindly draw).

You haven't won a league title for 21 years, harry.

Our manager has won double the trophies in 2 years that your manager has won in 5 years.

Serious football clubs win trophies.

You don't.

[harrybarracuda]

You haven't won a league title for 21 years, harry.

Our manager has won double the trophies in 2 years that your manager has won in 5 years.

Serious football clubs win trophies.

You don't.

Let's hope he stays shall we.

Then you can get used to mid-table mediocrity.

[Joe 90]

I believe all inflatable spitfires and Lancaster Bombers have sold out on line for the England fans.

And apparently according to Halitosis all the inflatable dolls and 10" Black dildos

[david44]

Well after that trip with Iceland not sure how they will manage Aldi and LIDL,

[cyrille]

Yet another cringe thread from this [at][at][at][at].

[hallelujah]

Yet another cringe thread from this [at][at][at][at].

You got your 10 German bombers in the air?

No Surrender songs at the ready?

Forward with Farage songs to be aired?

It's tinpot club fans like you that keep this shitty jingoism in the national team alive as the rest of us get on with supporting decent teams while the only thing you have to cling to is doomed to failure.

Again.

Oh, and enjoy the Championship.

Again.