The Let's All Laugh at England thread

[Edmond]

Just looked at the stats.

England.... 1 shot on target!

[DrWilly]

All over the news here.

[hallelujah]

Not for long, Willy.

Or at least until the group stages have ended anyway.



Serbia, Denmark, Slovenia.

Serbia and Denmark are serious teams.

Dunno much about Slovenia, but if Iceland can beat them...

This is gonna be funny.

[DrWilly]

^^ stupid TD photo glitch. But you get the idea. I’ve swapped channels to the Rugby 7s now, infinitely more interesting than tears.

[dirk diggler]

[Reg Dingle]

Serbia and Denmark are serious teams.

You are fucking demented, you daft glory grabbing Jock koont

[hallelujah]

You are fucking demented, you daft glory grabbing Jock koont

See me in 2 weeks when you're crying into your Carling.

[malmomike77]

You are fucking demented, you daft glory grabbing Jock koont

he claimed he was a pikey last night.


He's off work for two months shortly so i assume we'll get 12 hour long footie discussions....with himself.

[hallelujah]

he claimed he was a pikey last night.


He's off work for two months shortly so i assume we'll get 12 hour long footie discussions....with himself.

Mate

I'll always be an Irish lad

My family is from Navan

I was just born in England laughing at you lot

We all have to suffer sometimes

[malmomike77]

I'll always be an Irish lad

and Scottish and Danish, is there some confusion as to who your Dah was?

[hallelujah]

He's off work for two months shortly so i assume we'll get 12 hour long footie discussions....with himself.

Going walking in Wales if you fancy a pint?

Got family there.

[Reg Dingle]

I cant work him out.
He has the one thread running about his love for Kobbie Mainoo then this thread where he doesnt seem to trust in the guys ability at the top level playing for the Favourites of Euro 2024 (after a slight blip) then a right weird thread about other countries national anthems and how he can sing the French National anthem in English.
This tefling in Eastern Europe seems to be taking its toll and turned him into a right treacherous garlic sausage loving piece of Euro Trash who should have his passport revoked.

[malmomike77]

into a right treacherous garlic sausage loving piece of Euro Trash

he'll claim he wasn't born in Burnley next

[Reg Dingle]

Serbia, Denmark, Slovenia.

Serbia and Denmark are serious teams.

Dunno much about Slovenia, but if Iceland can beat them...

This is gonna be funny.

Not as funny as you may think.
As Eddie and Dirk well know, England will only lose once,, whilst you wank yourself off into your Warzyca for the first 6 or 7 games.


My daughter sent me this, this morning. Her with The Player of the tournament, last night.

We'll see how much fun you ABE wankers have when the future Dingle Jr starts playing

[Mendip]

^ Wow, I thought my daughter was growing up fast!

I've only just got back home and she's announced to me already that she won't help dress Anna up in her Harry Kane outfit for pictures, she says it's 'stupid and embarrassing', would you believe.

You've really go to treasure those times when they're young.

[dirk diggler]

Just to be clear... ABU? ABE?

[dirk diggler]

All Bar England?

[39TG]

Hey look at me, look who I am. Look at me who am because of what I have.
Born in Texas you big mouthed seppo?

I'd rather be Texan than English. I think JR Ewing had much more fun than Mr. Sunak.

[Reg Dingle]

^^ I think its Anyone But

[helge]

I'd rather be Texan than English.

Texas ? Is that the state with all the brother/sister sexual relations ?

Each to his own, I guess

[Reg Dingle]

Wow, I thought my daughter was growing up fast!

That's one of 3 others I made earlier.

Have you ever wondered how many you might have had if you hadn't spend most of your adult life banging Asian hookers and ejaculating into socks bobbing along on the North Sea?

[Mendip]

^Rather uncalled for, I feel.

Socks would leave you very vulnerable to friction burns, I would imagine.

[DrWilly]

That's one of 3 others I made earlier.

Have you ever wondered how many you might have had if you hadn't spend most of your adult life banging Asian hookers and ejaculating into socks bobbing along on the North Sea?

peak reg dingle

[Stumpy]

peak reg dingle

Amen to that DW. Classic Dil. I have to put my beer down before I open a RD post. I am tired of cleaning up beer on my damn computer screen.

[Stumpy]

she says it's 'stupid and embarrassing', would you believe.

Who woulda ever thought that Mendy.