Thread: The UEFA EURO 2024 finals 14 June to 14 Jul

Micah Edwards on England, "The players will turn up"...toe curling stuff, Lineker almost as fluent a sCy on yabba, never thought I'd yearn for Motty, Wolstenholme or Alan Shuuurrrrrer

Commentary team need an English Corregidor asap

Reuben Vargas sinks the Wops

Not sure if PC but Sun headline reads FLOPPY SPICKS

Originally Posted by Backspin

Mountain Jews 1 , Wops nil

Lebwohl meine Hitsiger YiddisherYodeler

The longest bar in the world in Muffeldorf beckons former Italy fans welcome

Vargas and Rieder's wives delighted as pulled off early

Epic performance by Georgia against Portugal after their breakout stormer opening game against Turkey (if they want to put gay dots above the u they can go with the old spelling)

The Cheddar Trio have been quiet for a few weeks. They must be following their team round Deutschland

For you Tomaso the hoor is over

Cracking start, like a proper full speed EPL or CL match

Havertz done more tonight than entire spell at the Bridge, Gundogan looks sharp as ever but Danes look keen on the rare breaks

Decent match so far!

So the wops got liquidated

Sturm und Drang as thunder and lightening illuminate the bvb

Teams off as electic flashes like Soi Cownoy siren

So the lightening is attracted to the pitch not the fuking massive metal framework of the stadium. Ohh they are going in coz of some rain. ITV employing some Uefa American bint to tell us about reffing decisions. Fukinng up the game bit by bit.

Did the same company make the old Trafford roof?

I note ITV have employed midgets in the studio to make that pikey Keane feel better about being short

FFS if we stopped playing everytime it pissed down there would never be a match played.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

ITV employing some Uefa American bint to tell us about reffing decisions.

i do apologise, i forgot it's Pride Year and she's a rug muncher

Originally Posted by Joe 90

FFS if we stopped playing everytime it pissed down there would never be a match played.

apparenyly Poofballers are so highly honed they aren't waterproof

Goalkeepers are getting plenty of class saves in..

British TV commercials almost always feature afro Asian hipsters and sometimes an overweight white simpster.

^ that'll be the same right on lot Sympl went to Uni with to do his sociology degree with

Stuart Atwell gonna collect a few Deutschmarks for those outrageous VAR decisions.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

forgot it's Pride Year and she's a rug muncher

Pride day every day up in Sybilles rug munching land

Denmark almost leading Krauts knock yersel out Helge its been moderated and Germans gain penalty which Havertz converts