Thread: Aljejandro Garnacho- best Premiership goal ever?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

actually they tend to do between 5 and 8 miles on average per game, that compares to your most active sport of American netball where the brothers do about 2.5 miles, American rugby 1.5 miles a game whereas real mens rugby is about 4 miles a game. Just face it American sports are dumbed down versions of mens games for fatties

More for pooves actually, because they have to wear padding, the big fat gay boys.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

My point is that the game is a talentless sport, it might take some endurance to run around for a few hours but still talentless. Every 10 or so minutes the fans might see the ball get close to the goal and then the twat launches it over the goal. That's the moment of excitement. Then the goal keeper kicks it to the other end then these guys just waddle around kicking it away from each other. As I said, its a boring ass sport that again can amazingly end in a tie 0-0 which honestly, doesn't really surprise me

But hey, to each their own. If you guys get all fired up knocking back beer wearing their jerseys screaming that that guy is amazing....then knock yourself out.

But you like rugby for pooves (a load of blokes in padding running into each other); rounders, a kids game adults grow out of; and basketball, which is basically a girls game.

Seppos know more about TV ads than sport.

Especially ones about adult incontinence it seems.

Apparently one can still hang out shooting ducks all day with it these days.

Hey no argument from me on the US and Med commercials. Every time I go back for a month it simply amazes me how many meds are out there for diseases I didn't even know existed. Its crazy. While I love the US, they definitely sell fear and sickness versus wellness. But then again, there is no money in being healthy.

As for Soccer. I just like winding Hal up. Soccer is what it is. If you enjoy it then knock yourself out, you Brits do not have much else going on so enjoy your 1 sport.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Sorry but I think you Brits need an education on real sports. I just do not get how you lot can get all wound up over a game that can end in a tie at 0-0 and during that yawner watch a bunch of guys kick a ball around and away from each other and that is what you call talent?. SHeeese what a challenging intelligent game that is.

Good lord no wonder why you Brits are such underachievers. . Do those guys get paid a lot to stand around most of the game and kick the ball maybe 4 or 5 times and then do some head smack and that is the play of the game?

So, how come you seppos are so fucking useless at it?

Originally Posted by Stumpy

As for Soccer. I just like winding Hal up. Soccer is what it is. If you enjoy it then knock yourself out, you Brits do not have much else going on so enjoy your 1 sport.

So a load of morbidly obese thickos slumped in a chair because they're too fat to get up, shouting at some girly "sport" on the TV is "having a lot going on".