The 2023/2024 European Competitions Thread

[hallelujah]

I don't even like England that much.

I'm not some little ingerlunder wailing no surrender with his Stone Island on.

But I love football and I can barely go a day without it.

So, who's winning this one?

[harrybarracuda]

Real UEFA oh I mean Real Madrid.

[cyrille]

Real UEFA oh I mean Real Madrid.

How pithy.



What are you wittering on about now?

[harrybarracuda]

How pithy.



What are you wittering on about now?

I won't bother explaining because you're just a moaning old c u n t.

[Edmond]

When the highlight of your sad, empty day is picking up on autocorrect.

#Ben.Dear

[harrybarracuda]

The England U17's fought back from defeat to Portugal to beat Spain 3-1 and progress to the knockout stages.

They'll now play Italy on the 30th (early Friday here probably).

Games have been on BBC Red Button.

[harrybarracuda]

El Kaabi does it again.

Olympiakos 1 - 0 Fiorentina - Match Report & Highlights

[hallelujah]

Looking forward to tonight.

I wonder if Sancho will add to his whopping 3 goals and 3 assists in 25 games at Dortmund.

Hopefully, he'll have another decent 45 minutes and they'll stump up some dough for him.

[harrybarracuda]

Looking forward to tonight.

I wonder if Sancho will add to his whopping 3 goals and 3 assists in 25 games at Dortmund.

Hopefully, he'll have another decent 45 minutes and they'll stump up some dough for him.

Or you'll ditch Ray Shoesmith and Sancho will be the returning hero, ready to play under a decent manager.

[hallelujah]

a decent manager.

Like one who wins 2 trophies in his first 2 seasons- double the amount won by legohead in 5 years.


Serial failures gonna serial fail though, I suppose.

[harrybarracuda]

All of a sudden those lucky home draws in tinpot cups and the odd knockout wins mean more than playing in the Champions League.

Yeah, OK. I'm sure Sir Jim will be more than happy with that.

[harrybarracuda]

I should elaborate on that really, because Sir Jim says he wants to improve things at the club, but with the new rules and all, will you be able to actually buy a decent player?

You know, what with....

United have posted a pre-tax loss of £32.8m in the first quarter of 2023-24, which follows a combined pre-tax loss of £182.2m over the last two campaigns — totalling £215m.Jan 17, 2567 BE

and all.

Have you got anyone you can sell that might get, say 20m?

[Edmond]

Sancho + a non-donkey farmer.

Or... the donkey farmer + Antony* ...Hmmmmm.

* 29 PL games 1 goal 1 assist.

[hallelujah]

All of a sudden those lucky home draws in tinpot cups and the odd knockout wins mean more than playing in the Champions League.

Yeah, OK. I'm sure Sir Jim will be more than happy with that.

This is why your club has no standards.

And no silverware.

Celebrating top 4 to qualify for a tournament you've never won and never will win.



We'll keep collecting trophies and you can busy yourself with the runners up cup.

[hallelujah]

Sancho

Shite under Solksjaer.
Shite under Rangnick.
Shite under Ten Hag.
Shite at Dortmund.

Shite. Shite. Shite.

[Edmond]

Solksjaer.
Rangnick.
Ten Hag

[hallelujah]

[Edmond]

I suppose being negative doesn't do them any favours.





Let's not be like their PL Goal Difference.

[hallelujah]

The kunt is generally despised at United.

Apart from the Player FC e fan weirdos, of course.

"I was at the game where he returned after the manager he claims lied about him gave him 3 months off to get his head straight. The entire stretford end chanted his name and he got a standing ovation when he came on. Belongs in the bin along with his attitude. Sell him."

"Simply not up to the task at utd l, didnÂ’t have the minerals."

"Tbf what Sancho is saying is very true because us united fans only supported him through bad times as he never gave us any good times"

"Honestly, ten hag looked like a proud father when he came on the pitch that game. What an absolute little prick he is."

https://x.com/_callumstone/status/1796585697325072681

I won't mind if he lifts old big ears tonight cos it will mean we'll be able to sell the useless little wanker for decent coin.

[harrybarracuda]

∆∆∆∆∆∆ I said 20m not 20p

[harrybarracuda]

Moronho is angling for the Fenerbahce job.

Good grief.

[Edmond]

Moronho is angling for the Fenerbahce job.

Crazy innit. Bloke must be worth 100 million, in his 60s, and wants to go to work in Turkey. Buy an island and relax ol' bean.

[cyrille]

Saudi will be next for him, at a guess.