Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Bit gobby today Hal, even before the Wolves game

Just keeping you lot in check

Is the pound shop Haaland playing tonight

Originally Posted by hallelujah

So, let me get this right:

When United spend the money, we're overpaying.

When we don't, it's more than we can afford.



What a bunch of ABU wankers.

No let's get this right.

You're jealous that all the big clubs are mopping up the best players and you can't.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And Arsenal will be fighting for the conference spots with the 105 million Scott Mctominay leading the good fight.

Yeah I think you said that last season before we disappeared into the distance....

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a bunch of ABU wankers.

Can't imagine why everyone doesn't cheer your carefully thought out and respectful posts.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yeah I think you said that last season before we disappeared into the distance....

Before bottling it and winning fuck all.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Can't imagine why everyone doesn't cheer your carefully thought out and respectful posts.

Bring it all on. I love United much much more than you hate us, so I'm always ready and willing to remind you all of your rightful place in football.

Below the fucking amazing mighty Manchester United.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Bring it all on. I love United much much more than you hate us

You're right.

I wouldn't waste my energy on that shite.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I love United much much more than you hate us,

Have you got a Utd wank sock?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Have you got a Utd wank sock?

I think he's got a whole fucking drawer full. Then again, most of them have.

As the Premier League season begins, it would be remiss of me not to remind you that the greatest club in the world, Manchester United, have won 20 league titles.

20

TWENTY

20

Can any of you match this?

Of course you can't.

The famous Manchester United: the most successful club in English football.

Read it and weep, cuntos.

It gets better!

Apparently, Chelsea are willing to top 110 million for Caicedo!

This almost makes 105 million for Scott Mctominay's brother look like value.

BREAKING NEWS: Moises Caicedo 'is having second thoughts' about joining Liverpool after they hijacked Chelsea's transfer plans with a PS111m bid | Daily Mail Online



Where's Cy?

Did he win 20 titles and 3 European Cups?

Slow work day Hal

No work day mate I'm done now until I go back to Egypt.

Dorset tomorrow via Birmingham to catch up with Cy.

Here you go Hal

Wank Sock Personalised Wank Sock Novelty Sock Funny Humorous gift Boyfriend Gift for Him Joke Pres

Who here posts about their team and is generally responded to with comments like 'Good luck. Your team deserves it, as do you with your steadfast support'?

United fan thinking he's special.



Fkin dick.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Who here posts about their team and is generally responded to with comments like 'Good luck. Your team deserves it, as do you with your steadfast support'?

United fan thinking he's special.



Fkin dick.

We tiptoe round you tho sybs, we know how depressed you are

I know we're special.

The time you lot spend thinking and talking about us all over the Internet suggests you are too. Albeit a bit different kind of "special."

Get in the bin, Cyrille.

Just woke up, went to bed quite early... It's now 3:16am in Korea. Should I stay up and watch the football? Should I put on my ITFC shirt for the experience = it might be as close to Premier League action as this shirt ever gets?

Pep the cvnt has started my fantasy footie season by mot picking Ruben or that new streak of piss they bought. Ho hum