Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Originally Posted by cyrille

Truth is, the bias towards the bigger clubs was pronounced before VAR, and will just return without VAR.

I reckon it should get another season,

For another Baggies yoyo season?

I can see you getting walloped tonight

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I don't think there is any bias, I just think they are incompetent and the PGMOL boys club are fucking it up.

It needs to be taken out of their hands and, if it can't be, scrapped.

With the automated offside coming in next season, most of the properly corrected decisions for which it's responsible are fixed anyway.

Harry, I just want to say one word to you:

FANNIES

Congrats to PL champions Arsenal.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Harry, I just want to say one word to you:

FANNIES

Two syllables, that's impressive for you Hal.

And now a look at the final table...

Unfortunately there isn't enough space to show how far back the fucking chokers finished.

91	The Cheats
90
89	Arsenal
88
87
86
85
84
83
82	Liverpool
81
80
79
78
77
76
75
74
73
72
71
70
69
68	Aston Villa
67
66	Tiny Totts
65
64
63	Chelsea
62
61
60	Newcastle

Christ I'm looking at that and thinking just how shit the Moaners actually are.

What was it Hal says, "fannies", they're not even that good.

Southgate is good at repairing shattered morale.

But will poor Rashy ever forgive Southgate for winning Euro '24 without him?

Originally Posted by cyrille

winning Euro '24

And people say cyrille isn't funny.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Southgate

Unfortunately the twat could be the next United manager. :/


Please be Spurs or Chelsea, Please be Spurs or Chelsea.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Unfortunately the twat could be the next United manager.

Finally, the penny dropped...

I've mentioned that numerous times over last 3 or 4 United managerial sackings.

Will the cheats ever​ pay?

Chelsea have sacked Pochettino.

Mutual consent is the official line.

What poor sap will take over from Poch?

Originally Posted by cyrille

What poor sap will take over from Poch?

That Brighton chap. Hope they sign him on an eight year contract.

So, Kompany takes Burnley down, then gets the Bayern job.

Amazing.

Has Kane asked to leave yet?

Originally Posted by cyrille

So, Kompany takes Burnley down, then gets the Bayern job.

Amazing.

Irrelevant

Burnley had a lot of injuries

West Ham have appointed Julen Lopetegui as their new head coach.
The 57-year-old Spaniard, who agreed a deal with the Hammers earlier this month, succeeds David Moyes and joins on a two-year deal, with the option for a third.
Lopetegui has been out of a managerial role since he left Wolves in August.

Julen Lopetegui: West Ham appoint former Wolves boss as David Moyes replacement - BBC Sport

Originally Posted by Edmond

Has Kane asked to leave yet?

Given his track record, I think Kompany would be the one trying to get rid.

I'm sort of torn about today's game.

Half of me wants Soton to win and break dirty leeds hearts.

The other half wants the resumption of the Soton/Pompey derby which hasn't happened for a long time.

14 years since they've played each other in the league.

Well the commentators spent the first 15 minutes wanking themselves silly over Leeds and guess who's taken the lead?