Thread: The Premier League 2022/2023

Back to challenging for the title next season.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You seem to be really ramping up the camp these days.

Bookies think very differently.


Haaland fastest ever 20 premier league goal last night

He still looks a kvnt with that heirdo

So long as he keeps banging the goals in I don't give a flying fook about his hairstyle.

Oh dear that Leicester defender....

First one was bad luck, second one was inept.

And Andy Carroll's at Reading?! Must have missed that one.

Grim game, this.

I'll say one thing - for five minutes Martial just put in a shift.

Happy with this evening's proceedings, even if Arsenal's defending at times was panicky to say the least.

Well done the Toffees

Spurs being spursy again

Kane is some fokin' donkey.



Don't suppose Robbie Keane or Teddy Sheringham are still playing in India or Kiribati or some shit and can be re-signed.

So, who's going to be next for the chop then?

The following must be looking for empty boxes:

Moyes
Fat Frankie
Conte
Potter
Jones

Some game this.

Brento 2 nil up against Liverscum.

Noo-nez gets one back, but offside on VAR, then TAA,QGLQ++ gets a world-class assist and 2-1 with 40 Brentos still to play.

Brentford up to 7th place.

And with 7 danish players in the squad !!!

Must be some manager

Those three points at Brentford are looking better value by the week.

A late, dear Gooner friend of mine, Jenny Cann, invented the Cann table, a way to visualise league standings in a way that better represents the state of things.

As you can see (this is current), the relegation battle is a fucking cracker this year.

Points	Team (games played)
43	Arsenal (16)
42
41
40
39
38
37
36	Man City (16)
35
34	Newcastle (17)
33
32	Man Utd (16)
31
30	Tottenham (17)
29
28	Liverpool (17)
27
26	Brentford FC (18)
25	Fulham (17) Chelsea (16)
24	Brighton (16)
23
22	Crystal Palace (16)
21	Aston Villa FC (17)
20
19
18
17	Leicester (17)
16	Leeds United FC (16) Bournemouth (17)
15	Everton (17)
14	West Ham (17) Nottingham Forest FC (17)
13	Wolves (17)
12	Southampton (17)

Originally Posted by cyrille

Neither was Gakpo concluding he had better options than Man U.

Bellingham will do the same regarding a move to Liverpool.

You ain't half a dick when your rabid ABUism takes over.

No bid was made because we can only do loans while the leeches look to sell (although Gakpo has admitted he was gutted when we chose not to move for him in the summer).

And one of those teams is on the way up and one team is going the other way.

Let me give you a clue to help you work out which is which: the bunch of clowns that got beat again last night aren't the ones on the way up.

I'd pin your hopes for the rest of the season on the baggies if I were you. The lofty heights of 6th place just above Blackpool could still happen.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Brento 2 nil up against Liverscum.

. . . and without Toney. Impressive.

As long as they don't finish above United, it's great. Go Brento!

While I also agree with myself wholeheartedly, I also remember the brilliant summer of Jose, Pogba and Zlatan being the new beginning.



That said, I still agree with myself wholeheartedly.

Originally Posted by Edmond

While I also agree with myself wholeheartedly, I also remember the brilliant summer of Jose, Pogba and Zlatan being the new beginning.



That said, I still agree with myself wholeheartedly.

Yes, but for the first time since Fergie, we have.a proper manager at the top of his game.

A proper fucking manager.

There will still be dark days ahead as he sorts it out, but the future is brighter than ABU Cy v Grimsby.

^ Amen.


FA Cup weekend.

United v Everton 3am.
Spurs v Pompey 19:30 Saturday
City v Chelsea 23:30 Sunday