Thread: The Offical Bona Fiide Teakdoor Tennis Grand Slam Thread

Medvedev, looking much better than previous matches in the tournament, takes the 1st set with a double break 6-3

I thought this would be over by now.

What a fighter this Sinner is.

Apparently no-one has lost two major finals from two sets up.


Yet.

First Italian man to win a major since 1976.

Wow.

I wonder how he will be on grass.

(Court that is).

Well the Aussie PM seems popular....

Nadal broken by Zverev as he was about to try and tie up the match at 1-1 at Roland Garros and Nadal takes the second set to a tie-break

They have got a weird system of appeals on clay. The chair umpire scurries across the court to scrutinise marks on the clay instead of a computer simulation replay.

Tsitsipas into the 3rd round 3-1

Alcaraz down 2-0 in the opening set of round 2

Wimbledon winner sturdy Sabalenka up a set and a break in the ladies 2nd round against nippon Uchijima

Former nipples queen Coco Gauff is looking well padded and restrained in the 3rd round but her opponent Yastremska is sporting a pair of .50 calibers

Diminutive Hitler bum-fluffed Aussie DeMinaur down a set but recovered a lost break in the 2nd set of of the 3rd round

...enjoyed Rublev's highly entertaining melt down during his losing match to Italian Arnaldi...rackets flew, kicks to seating, screaming so loud I could barely hear the umpire's bad behavior warning...I can't wait for Wimbledon...

^an epic meltdown. Tennis is the best sport for histrionic hissy fits

Coco Gauff takes the first set in the 4th round against the Italian. But Coco Pops is keeping her nibblicious nipples well hidden in Paris. She is well outgunned by her opponent

Gangly Russian Medvedev spanks the Demon's botty in the first set as the Aussie DeMinaur goes down 6-4 in the opener

Graceful gazelle 4th seed Rybakina takes a spanking and goes down to fat-bottomed smiling-face cheeky-monkey eye-tie Paolini

Great opening to the 1st semifinal with Sinner breaking Alcaraz

This would have made a good final

...fook, now a double break in the 1st set for the orange eye-tie