Thread: The Offical Bona Fiide Teakdoor Tennis Grand Slam Thread

Low evening sun glancing a teasing hint of shadow across nuzzle-worthy nippage from Polish Swiatek on Centre as her excitement shows at going up an early break

Does most anglo-aussie tennis fans consider tennis an outrageous wild action sport, cause they are used to .....cricket ?

Boring ..sport

Originally Posted by helge

Does most anglo-aussie tennis fans consider tennis an outrageous wild action sport, cause they are used to .....cricket ?

Boring ..sport

Awwww look at the widdle twoll trying so hard.

Andy Murray's dream is over for another year.

Gangly comrade Medvedev down a break in the first set against Fucsovics

Medvedev up an early break in the first set on court no.1

Game on on court no.2 as Eubanks breaks to tie the Greek Freak Tsitsipas up at 2-2

Joko dropped a set on centre 2-1

...win against Tsitsipas: Eubanks may be the US newcomer to watch...never heard of the Black string bean til he won in Majorca...

Sexy Czech-sy with prison tattoos and raisin nipples Vondrousova breaks merkin Pegula twice in the 1st set of the quarter final

Rublev breaks Joko for a 5-4 lead in set 1 of the quarter final

Serving for the set

....

1-0 to Rublev

Game on

Looks like a mistake...

Rublev has just made Joko angry

Double break in set 2 from Joko

5-0

The granny could be on...

Originally Posted by tomcat

never heard of the Black string bean til he won in Majorca...

He's got a bit of the Tiger Woods about him round the eyes

I wonder if he has got any Thai in him

What do you think Tom?

Reigning champion sylphen graceful gazelle Rybakina saves a set point to take the stolid and sturdy Tunisian Jabeur to a tiebreak and then dispatches her with ruthless efficiency

1-0

Originally Posted by Looper

What do you think Tom?

...just watched the best set of tennis in years with Eubanks handily beating Medvedev in the second set at Wimbledon...spectacular stuff...

...don't know anything about his background...

Originally Posted by tomcat

watched the best set of tennis in years with Eubanks handily beating Medvedev in the second set

Eubanks is playing a blinder against Medvedev in the cold war on No.1

Can't believe these idiots at Channel 9 have switched coverage to these noobs rune and alcaraz on centre

Another chance to check out those sizzling nipples and prison tatts on Vondrousava as she breaks to love in the opener on Centre before the Novak show rolls into town for the men's Semi

(I have got a bit of a men's semi going myself)

Sabalenka manages to throw away a 1 set plus 2 breaks in the 2nd lead against the sturdy Jabeur to set up a classic Beauty and the Beast ladies final on Saturday

Alcaraz looked more convincing in the 2nd semi than Novak did in the first

Should be a big final on Sunday

Beauty takes the first set from the Beast

But neither player looks like a champion or even finalist material

The unseeded nipples of venus put the dragon to the sword in 2 fairly average sets

^
lowest ranked woman to ever win Wimbledon. Pretty impressive.

Legend v Upstart Young Pup

Let the battle of the Lego haircuts commence

I'm cheering for the Argie.

Blimey.

Well that first set was a whupping