The Arsenal Fred

**Joe 90** · 22-10-2023, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

City's supply lines are not what they were.

Cole Palmer..

**Bettyboo** · 24-10-2023, 08:53 AM

The Gooners are doing very well this season in third, but with Liverpool looking strong, they're probably looking at to clinging onto a top 4 spot (ahead of Newcastle, Villa and Man U if they are able)...

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**harrybarracuda** · 24-10-2023, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

The Gooners are doing very well this season in third, but with Liverpool looking strong, they're probably looking at to clinging onto a top 4 spot (ahead of Newcastle, Villa and Man U if they are able)...

When you try this pathetic trolling shit, you should at least proof read it.

**helge** · 25-10-2023, 01:29 AM

Arsenal Women's Team has gotten unpopular in the more woke circles:

No africans in the team

**Bettyboo** · 28-10-2023, 11:24 AM

Thew gap is growing... To be fair to Arsenal, being the second best team in London is still pretty good.

**cyrille** · 28-10-2023, 11:27 AM

I found it surprising that Neville doesn't even think Spurs will be in the title race further down the line.

There will be a lot of suitors for Ivan Toney in January. Reckon he would be a good fit for both Spurs and Arse.

**Bettyboo** · 28-10-2023, 11:33 AM

^ Toney would be a good addition to either team, I agree.

Also, Tottenham will likely drop off and have a few bad spells while Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool will likely keep going strong. If Liverpool and Arsenal could be competitive with Man City right upto the last game, that'd be good for the PL.

In other big news (

), Leicester are a level or two above every team in the Championship - might get 110 or 120 points; they just seem unbeatable at that lower level.

**hallelujah** · 05-11-2023, 08:14 AM

Sit back and enjoy.

The bottling starts here.

**hallelujah** · 05-11-2023, 08:31 AM

My phone the last time Arsenal won a league title:

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My phone the last time Arsenal qualified for the Champions League:

My phone the last time anyone took Arsenal seriously:

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**hallelujah** · 05-11-2023, 10:38 PM

Can we get a little bit of love for this, please?

I know ABU Cy only does United or his beloved shite baggies, but how funny am I?

Also, there must be somebody who cares about Arsenal?

Someone?

Somehody?

Anyone?

I know Spurs are a bigger club, but still....

**helge** · 05-11-2023, 10:47 PM

Yes

Wasn't unfunny

Now that you are here:

What did your phone look like when United played their last decent football and more importantly:

Will we still use phones when you win your next titel ?

**hallelujah** · 05-11-2023, 10:48 PM

One bite

Here we go

**helge** · 05-11-2023, 10:49 PM

I couldn't resist your begging for feedback

**Bettyboo** · 06-11-2023, 01:01 PM

Where's 'Arry?

Here's the current league table (the Gooners slipping down it...), but if the Spurs win tonight it'll be all change at the top, so I'll update...

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**hallelujah** · 27-11-2023, 05:16 PM

Arsenal fans actually think they can win the league.

For context: Nokia phones were the brand to have the last time they fluked a title.

**Joe 90** · 30-11-2023, 08:43 AM

Gooners must be gooning tonight

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

**malmomike77** · 06-12-2023, 01:34 PM

Well that was about as comfortable as a trip to the dentist. Has the feel of last season to it this year, except we have a useless dago in goal, we are nowhere near as tight defensively and lego head keeps fukin around with the line up every game...erm perhaps its not the same as last season.

In other news - 3 different Gabriels scored the first three goals

**hallelujah** · 06-12-2023, 04:53 PM

United will always have that night in Barcelona.

Chelsea will always have that night in Munich.

Liverpool will always have that night in Istanbul.

Arsenal:

https://twitter.com/charles_watts/st...66778745196739

**harrybarracuda** · 06-12-2023, 05:13 PM

It's not worth bothering with Hal's feeble trolls, because you know by January he'll be talking about the Moaners chances of qualifying for the UEFA Conference League and who their new manager will be.

**hallelujah** · 06-12-2023, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

It's not worth bothering with Hal's feeble trolls, because you know by January he'll be talking about the Moaners chances of qualifying for the UEFA Conference League and who their new manager will be.

1 Premiership in 19 years

0 European Cups in 137 years

Last minute wins at Luton are about your level

**harrybarracuda** · 06-12-2023, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Last minute wins at Luton are about your level

Which at the moment is way above yours, you spanner.

Looking forward to that Kane hat trick at the theatre of dweebs.

**Bettyboo** · 06-12-2023, 09:10 PM

The Gooners are doing well, gotta be fair to them. A stronger squad than last season, so might get closer?

**malmomike77** · 10-12-2023, 01:49 AM

Looks like we're bottling it pre-xmas. Our defence has been shite this year. As for that dago cvnt in goal well....

**helge** · 10-12-2023, 01:53 AM

You had your 100% chances

**malmomike77** · 10-12-2023, 02:42 AM

Well done the Villa, we couldn't find a way through.

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