Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Edmond

The odds of a United own goal have been removed from backstreet windows nationwide.

The odds of them winning have actually gone up.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Maguire out for 3 weeks.

But at least we can rely on the sages of Teakdoor to understand how this might be a bit of a problem for a team.

How can having that your hapless excuse for a manager not being able to pick that carthorse be an actual problem?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Centre back Harry Maguire goals 2024: 3

Centre forward the poundshop Niall Quinn 2024: 0

Scored more than Anthony then?

*snigger*

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

How can having that your hapless excuse for a manager not being able to pick that carthorse be an actual problem?

And right on cue, a TD sage arrives!

Meanwhile, Bayern Munich* are back in for him (along with Ajax).

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/statu...26081331691902

It's almost like top football clubs know more than Internet fuckwits like Harry.

*Want me to post the video again, H?

29 years on from that infamous kung-fu kick by Cantona!

Will it be replicated tonight?

Originally Posted by Edmond

The odds of them winning

Could be a title to a book about The Donkey Farmer years, that.

Palace 1.
Donkey Farmer: 0

Casemiro, Antony, Mount, The Donkey, all starting.

Is that one quarter of a billion quid in just 4 positions. Add an extra 100 mill for AWB and The Clown Goalie.

And ol' bloke just ballet dances through them.

What a fokin' donkey farmer that ten Hag is.

2 nil down at HT

Give us a 29th anniversary kung-fu kick, please....

Oo ah Cantona!!

Crystal Palace 4 - 0 Man Utd

Where's hal?

Oh lord, please let their usual luck abandon them and let them defend like that at the weekend.

Oh dear, a record 13 defeats in a season and they still have three games to go.

I understand Moyes is now available………

Where is Hal with his Merch version of 'ti's only a scratch"?

And Casemiro still has two years to run on his contract.

What a lunatic deal that was.

They're gonna get another thrashing at Wembley.

We should take bets on how many players that bloke who bought exICI assets at a knock down price is going to clear out. Got to say for a so-called shrewd businessman that Utd deal for 25% is as bad as the casimero deal.

Fokin' donkey farmer with a bunch of donkeys.

Originally Posted by cyrille

And Casemiro still has two years to run on his contract.

What a lunatic deal that was.

They're gonna get another thrashing at Wembley.

Would fans take losing 6-1 now.

Getting done 10 or 11 nil in an FA Cup final is gonna be hard to watch.

I'm going to be massively disappointed if we can't thrash that shower of shit on Sunday.

Scholes reckons United have four defeats ahead of them.

Also that Dutch Shteeve is the best coach he's ever had, and United are so poor SM can't possibly be coaching them.

Sancho putting in a disciplined defensive masterclass to reach the CL final.

Amazing want not being coached and managed by a bunch of donkey farmers can do for a player.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Would fans take losing 6-1 now.

Getting done 10 or 11 nil in an FA Cup final is gonna be hard to watch.

6 nil is the record for an FA Cup final.


It could be that after 35 minutes. :/

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sancho putting in a disciplined defensive masterclass

Err...no.

^^ Bristol City also lost 4-0 last weekend. It's not such a big deal.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ Bristol City also lost 4-0 last weekend. It's not such a big deal.

Are they also a bunch of donkeys coached and managed by farmers?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Err...no.

Did you watch the game sybille?