Thread: Manchester Utd

Its a piss take,meant to wind up which it clearly does.

If it didn't wind youse up then it probably wouldn't happen.

It's not about mocking deaths!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You celebrate a win by singing about the deaths of other people?

I've never felt like mocking the deaths of human beings.

Some of us are weird that way.

Believability: 0

Manchester United Womens Team is doing really well

Sancho the star of the show in a CL semi-final.


Great management of him, ten Hag, you fokin' donkey farmer.

Yeah, JS was superb.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sancho the star of the show in a CL semi-final.


Great management of him, ten Hag, you fokin' donkey farmer.

No wonder the rest want to leave.

Now that he's free of The Donkey Farmer, Sancho could really be knocking on the door of the Euro squad.

Talk about a riches of talent across the attacking midfield.

Foden, Belli, Saka... Palmer, Grealish, Sancho... of course no Rashford as he's been donkey farmed.

I see the Football 365 Crowd have been lively.



Sancho:

1 goal and 3 assists for Dortmund.

In 17 games.



Couldn't produce the goods under Solskjaer.

Couldn't produce the goods under Rangnick.

Couldn't produce the goods under Ten Hag.

Given 3 months off and paid 350k a week to get his head together by Ten Hag.

Came back and was still shite.

Slowed the play down, couldn't beat a man and preferred to spend his time on his X Box and being late for training.

Utter shite.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

No wonder the rest want to leave.

He's not good enough to handle the pressure of playing for a huge club.

You would know as much about that as you do European Cups.

Originally Posted by helge

Manchester United Womens Team is doing really well

The under 18s won the league won the league 3 weeks ago.

They had lost 1 game in 21 before that.

They also won the Premier League Cup against City last week.

Oh, and they beat Liverpool 9-1.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sancho

Running the show in a CL semifinal.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ten Hag.

Farming donkeys to a PL goal difference of +1.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Running the show in a CL semifinal.

Seems I made a mistake or two.

Sancho has 2 assists.

In 20 games.

That's 1 assist every 10 games.

For a winger.



A hit on Football 365 though, I'm sure.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

1 assist every 10 games.

For a winger.

Antony 23-24

Played 36
Assists 2

Little surprise when managed by a fokin' donkey farmer. :/

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I made a mistake

Apply for United's head of transfers. You'd fit right in.

Chortle of the Day:

It took the wildlife photographers at Planet Earth II 400 hours of round-the-clock filming to capture their famous “Iguana v Snakes” scene.

And one man who can truly empathise is the poor bastard hired by Man United winger Antony to photograph his goal celebrations.

At the start of the season, the unlikeable £82 million star gave his personal photographer strict instructions to hand him a Sonic the Hedgehog toy when he scored, and capture the moment on camera.

It sound like an easy job, but the snapper has spent the past seven months traversing the country with Sonic in his rucksack, waiting for Antony to score.

He finally got his shot on Saturday, when Antony slotted against Burnley - his first league goal in a whole year.

And people wonder why that blustering pub bore of a club are being laughed at so heartily.

Man U is a disgusting Club and everybody who love their children, parents, grandparents or country must hate them.

The Womeans team seems heffery and acceptable though

Originally Posted by hallelujah

has only known success during his football career.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There is also a line where he talks about the difficulties suffered by a team with such crippling injuries and says even anyone with a little bit of knowledge knows it will have an impact.

Maguire out for 3 weeks.

We now don't have 1 single fit centre back.

Nor a left back.

But at least we can rely on the sages of Teakdoor to understand how this might be a bit of a problem for a team.



Or maybe not.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I'm not sure who's the bigger twat

It's you, harry.

https://twitter.com/JacoCats/status/1780723021818241079

Believe me, it's you.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Maguire out for 3 weeks.

The odds of a United own goal have been removed from backstreet windows nationwide.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The odds of a United own goal have been removed from backstreet windows nationwide.

Centre back Harry Maguire goals 2024: 3

Centre forward the poundshop Niall Quinn 2024: 0