Thread: Manchester Utd

Please watch this when you disgrace the tragedy and call me a Munich.

Nobody should go to a football game and not come home.

I like you, Cy



Remember when you were saying that Liverpool were all class?

Bad news for those enjoying the Trafford circus.

In all honesty a big broom is needed to sweep out the crap.

A take a leaf out of the noisy neighbours book and play the local youth.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

flies

They do like donkey shit.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Bad news for those enjoying the Trafford circus.

In all honesty a big broom is needed to sweep out the crap.

A take a leaf out of the noisy neighbours book and play the local youth.

We played our 250th academy graduate the other night, you complete blue fuckwit.

Good news Hal. They way they've worked things out, when you lost to the Cheats in the FA Cup Final, you're guaranteed Thursday night football.

Tuchel might be good enough to get you out of the group stage if he can buy some actual decent players.

Is an Arsenal fan mocking me about European football?

About Arsenal playing it in the Champions league next season and Man U not doing so, you ridiculous plank.

Originally Posted by cyrille

About Arsenal playing it in the Champions league next season and Man U not doing so, you ridiculous plank.

Something you have in common with Arsenal:

0 European Cups.

Something you have in common with the tiny totts:

Thursday night football

Originally Posted by david44

Manchester United are willing to listen to offers for virtually all their first-team squad this summer

I'm thinking 50p and a bag of Monster Munch should swing it.

Originally Posted by david44

Manchester United are willing to listen to offers for virtually all their first-team squad this summer

Won't they all be injured?

You know, pulled hamstring, spwained ankle, sore hoof.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Something you have in common with the tiny totts:

Thursday night football

I love our banter, harry, but:

https://twitter.com/JacoCats/status/1780723021818241079

"A big club."


"Arsenal is nothing."



There is no coming back from having a fat German put you right in your place.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Won't they all be injured?

You know, pulled hamstring, spwained ankle, sore hoof.

I have no idea who you actually support.

Well, this week anyway.

Originally Posted by david44

Man Utd open to offers for nearly all of squad


I've bid a portion of Chitty's nuggets, they are thinking it over I'm sure fries with that will seal the deal downIneos Glazed
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Image caption,Marcus Rashford has been at Manchester United his entire career, making his debut in 2015


Simon Stone


Manchester United are willing to listen to offers for virtually all their first-team squad this summer as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to turn the club back into challengers for major honours.
It is understood Marcus Rashford is on the list, although club sources are adamant their preference is to keep the England striker and work with him to restore the form that brought him 30 goals for the first time last season.
Paris St-Germain have previously been linked, external with Rashford and are set to lose star man Kylian Mbappe, although sources in the past have distanced the Champions League semi-finalists from a move for the 26-year-old.
Of manager Erik ten Hag’s regular starters, youngsters Rasmus Hojlund, Kobbie Mainoo and Alejandro Garnacho are thought to be exempt.
It would take a major offer before United would even consider selling skipper Bruno Fernandes, goalkeeper Andre Onana and full-back Diogo Dalot, who signed a new five-year deal less than 12 months ago.

And this is a club that is playing in an FA Cup final in a few weeks and may well win a trophy for the 2nd consecutive season.

Unlike Liverpool.

Unlike Chelsea.

Unlike Arsenal.

Etc etc

Martin Samuel:

“Unfortunately we discovered that what everyone reads is Manchester United, that's all they want to read about. You will never ever go poor if you fill your website full of Manchester United stories.”

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I love our banter, harry, but:

https://twitter.com/JacoCats/status/1780723021818241079

"A big club."


"Arsenal is nothing."



There is no coming back from having a fat German put you right in your place.

I thought we weren't supposed to be amused by jokes about Munich?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I thought we weren't supposed to be amused by jokes about Munich?

They love a good bit of outrage, not dissimilar to the Bin Dippers " always the victims, never your fault " and Hillsborough.

For the record their were ex city players in that Munich crash, but we don't harp on about it.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

For the record their were ex city players in that Munich crash, but we don't harp on about it.

Yet the other week you sent me a video on WhatsApp of you and your family singing Munich.



How do you explain that one?

I'll never ever back down from you fuckers on here.



I support the greatest club in the world and don't you ever forget it.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll never ever back down from you fuckers on here.

Translation: Hall will never stop droning on and drunkposting like the stupid alcoholic he is.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Translation: Hall will never stop droning on and drunkposting like the stupid alcoholic he is.

Know your place, you pathetic wankers.

https://twitter.com/JacoCats/status/1780723021818241079

Is that the same pathetic twatter link you keep posting over and over again because you're drunk and stupid?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Me and my eldest celebrating another win, third that week.

No big deal, just another new pissed up footy chant.

I thought it was pretty catchy actually.

Don't tell me you've never chanted something similar at the Bin Dippers.

It's football

You celebrate a win by singing about the deaths of other people?

I've never felt like mocking the deaths of human beings.

Some of us are weird that way.