Liverpool next. :-)
Even Jamie Redknap was mauling G. Nev there.
The brain of football a meagre three years ago.
He was a quivering wreck.
Good to see Ten Quid throw his players under the bus.
That will get them playing for him.
At this rate they'll be making "The Damned United II"
Damning. Damning I tell you.
The stats could not be any more damning, either. The result means United have lost four consecutive league matches for the first time since February 1979. They have also lost seven consecutive away league games for the first time since losing 10 on the bounce between September and December 1936.
Hal will be back on the coke.
Dill will be eating tubs of lard with a wooden spoon.
Which odds are shorter, Man United winning.... or losing by 10 goals or more?
Serious question. :/
To be fair, ManU was playing a top three club . . .
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Finally some good news for Merchandise United fans!
Darwin Nunez '''moment of madness''' on Liverpool home debut was red mist, says Gary Neville | Football News | Sky Sports
We could be above the Scousers next week
I don't think Barcelona is a good long term choice ..
^^ Was that the same form you sent to Blackburn, Leeds and Leicester
It sounds like the wheels are being set in motion for "the biggest takeover in sporting history" for the famous Manchester United.
Three consortiums 'circling' Man Utd as 'biggest takeover in global sports history' now a 'strong possibility'
I saw this quote the other day and I think you'll like it.
How has it come to this? United became so successful under Ferguson that vultures started to circle with financial rather than football priorities. It wasn’t a carcass they circled, but the plumpest, healthiest, most envied, hated, adored and never ignored football club on the planet.
A travesty is unfolding at Manchester United with few signs of a brighter future
True innit? The world and its tinpot clubs - that's you lot on here, btw - has always needed the great Manchester United in its lives and always will do.
A series for the Cantona fans..
https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/810...&clip=81236134
Exactly what they need, nay, have needed for years.Casemiro
Triple captaining Salah could be the way to go.
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