The Let's All Laugh at England thread

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Iceland beat England at Wembley for the first time ever

England vs Iceland LIVE: Euro 2024 friendly score, team news, radio commentary & text - BBC Sport


There will be lots of opportunities coming soon to laugh at the ABU England pricks...if they even make it out of their group, which I doubt they will.



Fuck England!

[david44]

Relax, marry a 9 year old the Londistan Caliphate will sort it , Insh'alla

[bsnub]

Relax, marry a 9 year old the Londistan Caliphate will sort it , Insh'alla

I am sure that Hal would fully embrace a caliphate in all the UK and the subjugation of all the nonbelievers. He is a fan of the muzzies.

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I am sure that Hal would fully embrace a caliphate in all the UK and the subjugation of all the nonbelievers. He is a fan of the muzzies.

I tried to reply to this bollocks but it logged me out before

well, I'm logged back in again

I am sure that Hal would fully embrace a caliphate in all the UK and the subjugation of all the nonbelievers. He is a fan of the muzzies.

Read through it again, General, and try to process it for common sense if you may.

[bsnub]

Read through it again, General, and try to process it for common sense if you may.

Process what? Dave's comment seems pretty clear to me...

Relax, marry a 9 year old the Londistan Caliphate will sort it , Insh'alla

I think my response is pretty accurate. Would you like to state otherwise?

[DrWilly]

[Mendip]

It's a tournament, best not to peak too early.

[cyrille]

Not easy to avoid being hilariously crap if Harry Maguire and Luke Shaw are injured.

Apparently.

[DrWilly]

Not easy to avoid being amusingly crap

Honest answer.

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Good luck, England.

You're gonna need it!

[Edmond]

Quite disappointing.

It's more fun when they go into a tournament on a great winning streak and full of confidence and bravado.

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Quite disappointing.

It's more fun when they go into a tournament on a great winning streak and full of confidence and bravado.

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming,

football's coming ho---

No, it's not.

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Not easy to avoid being hilariously crap if Harry Maguire and Luke Shaw are injured.

Apparently.

Back when you had hopes...and a dream.

Now, nothing.

Does it feel like supporting West Brom again?

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England booed off after failing against Iceland once more in Euros warm-up | Friendlies | The Guardian

What a beautifully written couple of paragraphs:

It was a long way from being the triumphant Euro 2024 send-off for Gareth Southgate and his England players at a sold-out and increasingly fretful Wembley. Never mind the result because it was not the main thing, however much it stirred memories of you-know-when against Iceland.

It was the performance that raised the difficult questions, the worst one for quite some time and at exactly the wrong time. The home fans, thousands of whom made for the exits before the end, were forced to watch the second half – from about minute 55 onwards – through the gaps between their fingers. It had not been great before that.

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Where's harry?

The right wing tory cockney mong.

FUCK ENGLAND!!!

[hallelujah]

It's never "coming home" you ABU pricks.



Enjoy the song though.

[Stumpy]

FUCK ENGLAND!!!

I say that frequently after I meet some shaved head douchebags here. Lots of them around sadly.

Ohhhh. You were talking about your Futbol team. Sorry.. .

Soccer is a pussy sport but you English folks have nothing else.

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I say that frequently after I meet some shaved head douchebags here. Lots of them around sadly.

Ohhhh. You were talking about your Futbol team. Sorry.. .

Soccer is a pussy sport but you English folks have nothing else.

We created the world's biggest sport and we are shite at it.

Brazil have got 5.

Germany have got 4.

England have got 1.

Watch this and laugh at the English fuckwits:





It isn't "coming home" anytime soon.

(It's going to France or Portugal this time)

[Stumpy]

We created the world's biggest sport and we are shite at it.

Well that's a full on embarrassment. Go to a pub and have a beer. "Go Portugal" HAHA

So I watched about 1 minute of that vid. You fuks still watch with a tubed TV? do you have to wait for it to warm up then adjust the HOZ or Vert? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and what.....30inch. I guess its best that way.

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So I watched about 1 minute of that vid. You fuks still watch with a tubed TV? do you have to wait for it to warm up then adjust the HOZ or Vert? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and what.....30inch. I guess its best that way.

It's the nation's song.

It will be on for the Cys and harrys of England in EVERY pub and EVERY fucking where you go before the Brexit wankers get knocked out.

So, not long then.



FUCK England, you ABU twats!!!

[Molle]

So I watched about 1 minute of that vid. You fuks still watch with a tubed TV? do you have to wait for it to warm up then adjust the HOZ or Vert? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and what.....30inch. I guess its best that way.

Hey look at me, look who I am. Look at me who am because of what I have.
Born in Texas you big mouthed seppo?

[DrWilly]

And then rivers of tears…

[Stumpy]

Hey look at me, look who I am. Look at me who am because of what I have.
Born in Texas you big mouthed seppo?

You upset your team stunk up Engrand.......??

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And then rivers of tearsÂ…

They are usually to be found trying to destroy Portuguese restaurants.



I hate England, I do. I'm English, but the whole nation and its jingoism makes me puke.

The only reason I ever clalmed to be a fan was to argue with Lu.

I hate the ABU, racist, low life bastards with a passion and wiill be cheering every game we lose.

FUCK ENGLAND

[DrWilly]