Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The Geordies had already fucked off.

Try and gloss over it if you can.

Of course, the Ten Hag out brigade at the Evening News know how to attract the ABU weapons with their clickbait headlines.

Man United boss Erik ten Hag booed by fans as he made passionate Old Trafford speech - Manchester Evening News

Before revealing who the actual fans were:.

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag was booed by away supporters as he made a post-match speech on the Old Trafford pitch after Wednesday night's 3-2 win over Newcastle United.

While his speech earned cheers and applause from the home faithful, some Newcastle fans who were still present in the away end booed the United manager at various junctures.

You're a clueless wanker, harry.

Btw, enjoy tomorrow. It will signal the end of yet another season of failure in which your pathetic club has won fuck all.

You hopeless, bottling wankers.

^ There's certainly no denying Antony is a massive waste of fokin' skin. Never mind 86 million quid.

The point is that they spent 55-60 million on a player that had 12 months left on his contract, who in the following 12 months played 14 games, scored 1 goal and created zero, yes zero, assists.

One 60 million pound goal.

The writers of Fawlty fokin' Towers couldn't come up with it.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ There's certainly no denying Antony is a massive waste of fokin' skin. Never mind 86 million quid.

The point is that they spent 55-60 million on a player that had 12 months left on his contract, who in the following 12 months played 14 games, scored 1 goal and created zero, yes zero, assists.

One 60 million pound goal.

The writers of Fawlty fokin' Towers couldn't come up with it.

he's been injured ....... otherwise he'd shine like a diamond in a goats arse

How long has he lumbered them with Casemiro?

I see he arranged to plant some stories in the press about Saudi Arabia being keen to take his dross.

No wonder they booed the fucker.

"We're on the march with Ten Hag's army..."

Incredible Support From The Away End �� - YouTube

Did you know that we haven't failed to sell out an away end since Southampton in 1992?

And I see Rasmus Hojlund scored yet again.



Some talent this lad has and what a player he is going to be.

Leading the line at 20/21 years old at Manchester United and being the youngest player ever to score in 6 consecutive Premier League games.

Five goals in his first ever Champions League campaign.

Given a rest before he wins the FA Cup for us next week, but as the commentator said when he came on:

"What a difference Hojlund makes to this United side."

Yeah, I know.

I've been telling you.

And I'm always right.



You've gotta be a proper gloryhunting dickhead who flips and flips between his favourite teams each week not to recognise that.

Anybody know anyone like that on here?

All that support and cash to finish behing piss poor Chelea Spurs and Newcastle Alabia.

Farewell ETH, plenty of fine players in Manchester alas mainly at Chitty City's EmpTHad

Originally Posted by hallelujah

"What a difference Hojlund makes to this United side."

My grandmother would make a positive difference to this United side and she died in 2002 ffs.


Finishing the season with a negative goal difference.

What a bunch of fokin' useless donkeys, managed and coached by a simpleton ring of donkey farmers.

A shortened version (2.20 of the 5 minutes) of the away end yesterday singing "We're on the march with Ten Hag's army."

https://twitter.com/bennymufc/status...45063294058865

This is what is called a proper support, you twats.

^ Have you seen the new home kit for next season?

It actually looks okay, for this day and age at least. One of their best for a while.


I'm just not sure about the font size for Mollichaff across the front though.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ Have you seen the new kit?

It actually looks okay, for this day and age at least. One of their best for a while.


I'm not sure about the font size for Mollichaff across the front though.

I agree with you if you're talking about the one with a bit of a neck.

Charcoal grey, innit?

I think it looks well smart.

And then you go and let yourself down after being sensible for a whole 30 seconds.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I agree with you if you're talking about the one with the bit of a neck.

Charcoal grey, innit?

I think it looks well smart.

Whoosh.

Don't worry, Rasmus would have missed it too.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Whoosh.

Don't worry, Rasmus would have missed it too.

Doh!

And then you go and let yourself down after being sensible for a whole 30 seconds

Double doh!

Given a rest before he wins the FA Cup for us next week, but as the commentator said when he came on:

"What a difference Hojlund makes to this United side."

Who you supporting for the CL final? Will it be your next team?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

let yourself down

Wouldn't be the first time.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Originally Posted by hallelujah
let yourself down

Wouldn't be the first time.

Ever had a negative goal difference, Edmond ?

I'll have to check me last Anonymous Red Cross blood test, but I think it was.

Originally Posted by helge

Ever had a negative goal difference, Edmond ?

Oh, look who it is!

The snide Liverpool fan who still hasn't got over me calling him and his team out for being...

...utter shit.



Enjoy your quadruple with the bestest team and the bestest manager ever.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The snide Liverpool fan who still hasn't got over me calling him and his team out for being...

...utter shit.

Liverpool fan ? News to me. I had a thing for the Beatles in my youth, but still....

"Whatever Hal's drinking, just hand me one"




So you came in 8th place then ? Better than Crystal Palace, or who you compare yourself to these days.

(they had a poor goal difference too)

Have a nice night, buddy