Manchester Utd

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:00 PM

How's the squits mate?

You sitting there with a sore ringer looking at your bog roll and thinking that looks like Jadon fukkin Sancho?

**malmomike77** · 20-11-2021, 11:07 PM

don't know why Utd buy young players, not why they don't have any role models.

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

the Bellend has mentioned giving Martial and Van de Beek more playing time.

They've both been subbed on for the second half

**malmomike77** · 20-11-2021, 11:08 PM

working

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:11 PM

Van de Beek scores

Lovely cushioned headed assist from Ronaldo

**Joe 90** · 20-11-2021, 11:22 PM

Pan face looks perturbed.

Bit like Hals sphincter

**Joe 90** · 20-11-2021, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

we just run out of time

Fergie time

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:27 PM

De Beek nearly broke Sarrs leg in half.

That should slow the fokkers down.

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:30 PM

Slab head's been sent off

**david44** · 20-11-2021, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

De Beek nearly broke Sarrs leg in half.

That should slow the fokkers down.

I'll pm you my black cock ring, it's big enuff for an armband, ALAMO time can you Ole out much longer, surely even the most dyed in the wool United fans the real ESN cases know their true home is with there kith and kin down at the special deeds pen at the Etilads, If lucky YULE meet Chitty for phaze two down Canal Street

You are in my thoughts ad prayers I remember when Chelsea were relegated ,and understand that glazed look.

So many heads down folks spent a fortune on kit, ravel, seaso tickets (never met any Utd fans in Ancoats,

Wot L S OWRY CALLED PICTURES OF MATCHFIX MEN

His rare portrait of Belleview Lubelube aka Haley LULU being led astray buy a bitch Manchester Utd-images-jpg

**malmomike77** · 20-11-2021, 11:33 PM

^ are you drinking Dave

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:40 PM

Can you pass that repo onto Hal for me pls mate

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:41 PM

O bellend out

**david44** · 20-11-2021, 11:47 PM

They call me Johnny Walker on the way down to the village illegal cop run still , free shot puts me over limt to drive so bike or shanks pony Bottle shop and Johnny crawler on way back, If I'm breathing I'm drinking, but a moderate 6 pints with lunge a couple of Absnthes as Chelski gobbled Walkers Crisp leftovers , now onto a Bottle of Montclair since all tehgood Rioja otta stock since teh drinking' emergency

Here in teh Golden Triangle used to be easy cheap hand visa pop to Laos or Burma Geotrgian Chmpaers from commeis Russian porodycts , Burma French and Australian swill and knock down prices , a trolleyand back pack 12 bottles one for the bloke on teh schmuggla scanner and 11 for me, I may be reduced to fuckin slingle melts or Yadong of this punyymonium lngers, hopefully this winter will finish of those obese , smoking coffin dodgers or as TD /TAT wont call them sexpats who are the only fulks who'll marry thes e washed up esan slappas after half Bengal lancers Latnprancers na pox -riddled Paddies /Ivans and Dereks have poked em

Back to Gods own game prediction Ole "The O Slo" death of a troll like the last days of Lulu B4 his todger dropped of from desuetude. Gotta to go for a celebratory whizz,Nong refill....

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:48 PM

Luke Shaw off after having the ball smashed in his fat chops.

That's it then, route one from here on in

**malmomike77** · 20-11-2021, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ are you drinking Dave

Can the Mods delete this post please.

Originally Posted by david44

They call me Johnny Walker on the way down to teh Bottle shp and Johnny crawler on way back, If I'm breathing I'm drinking, but a moderate 6 pints with luncj a couple of Absnthes as Chelski gobbled Walkers Crisp leftovers , now onto a Bottle of Montclair since all tehgood Rioja otta stock since teh drinking' emergency

I am making strenuous efforts to catch up

**Joe 90** · 20-11-2021, 11:55 PM

**david44** · 20-11-2021, 11:57 PM

Watford Four Utd once and there was great gnashing of teeth

3 goals galore today but not for the Newton Heath rump

Ferry tonight Ole or a viking pyre
As the bard wrte Watford's a man who has teh shirt but not the balls

**Reg Dingle** · 20-11-2021, 11:57 PM

4-1 lol

**Reg Dingle** · 21-11-2021, 12:00 AM

Oh well....Chelsea next week!!!

**hallelujah** · 21-11-2021, 12:01 AM

17 points, so we're almost halfway to safety!

Bank a mid-table finish together with the Champions League and the FA Cup double and everyone's happy.

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 12:01 AM

Counselling being offered at Vicarage road as mass sepaku and even worse some Utd fans vow to remaon home in Godalming , Maidstone and Aldershot sooner than the endure any more nightmares at Old Rifrafford.

A Mr Reg who asked not to be shamed said he was thinking of tossing in his lot with hs new Pal Joe who stood really close by during his ordeal and promised him it'll all come out all right in the END.

**Edmond** · 21-11-2021, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Juve 2 - 0 Utd, after 10 minutes.

Juve 2 - 3 Utd, after 90.

#been.here.before

Obviously Juve aren't up there with the likes of Watford.

**david44** · 21-11-2021, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

17 points, so we're almost halfway to safety!

Bank a mid-table finish together with the Champions League and the FA Cup double and everyone's happy.

Ist hat the Pantasy League or are you Clare Voyant my former domanatrix aka Beryl from Bolton?

**hallelujah** · 21-11-2021, 12:21 AM

This must be the end for Ole now.

In the meantime, I'm gonna have a chip butty and a flounce.

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