Thread: Manchester Utd

Thank fuck that hasbeen has gone to Old Trafford!

What a waste of money he would gave been at the Etihad with our new talent.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Thank fuck that hasbeen has gone to Old Trafford!

What a waste of money he would gave been at the Etihad with our new talent.

Plastics: Come and play for us at the Emptyhad, Ronny. We'll pay you shitloads and we might even fill our stadium one day.

Ronny: Nah, fuck off. United are interested.

Plastics: We're pulling out of the deal, has-been! We never wanted you anyway! Ner ner ner ner ner!

Bag of shite

A spine of Varane, Maguire, Pogba, Bruno, Ronaldo. With Rashford/Sancho/Greenwood coming in off the wings.


Fok yes.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A spine of Varane, Maguire, Pogba, Bruno, Ronaldo. With Rashford/Sancho/Greenwood coming in off the wings.


Fok yes.

Ah yes, the famous 2-2-2-2-2 formation.

Somebody doesn't know what the 'spine' of a football team is.

Arsenal to bring back Chamakh.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Somebody doesn't know what the 'spine' of a football team is.

You're fucking right there Ed, you don't!

The spine of a team refers to the key players in a team: the core. The spine of a team usually includes the goalkeeper, one or more defenders and midfielders, and sometimes a striker, too. The players are usually experienced as well as talented. Many people believe that a team needs a ‘spine‘ to be successful.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A spine of Varane, Maguire, Pogba, Bruno, Ronaldo.

:-)

Reading that page, one of the examples is quite funny.

• Example: (Headline) Man City Pay Heavy Price for lack of Spine. (Text) “The absence of Vincent Kompany, Yaya Toure and Sergio Aguero cost Manchester City dear as they blew a two-goal lead to draw 2-2 at home to struggling Burnley on Sunday.” (Euro Sport, 2014)

• Example: Arsenal need a completely new spine to their team to match Premier League champions Chelsea next season. (Sky Sports, 2015)

Keep trying Ed, keep trying.

Here are some 'spines' for you, you stupid fuck.




9 incredible team spines that will cure your crippling back pain – Dream Team FC

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Here are some 'spines' for you

Yes. Usually a GK, DF or two, MF or two, a striker.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A spine of Varane, Maguire, Pogba, Bruno, Ronaldo.

Glad that you finally understand. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

A spine of Varane, Maguire, Pogba, Bruno, Ronaldo.

And a mighty good spine it is too.

If you think that's a spine you might need to see a chiropractor.

Originally Posted by cyrille

If you think that's a spine you might need to see a chiropractor.

Originally Posted by cyrille

If you think that's a spine you might need to see a chiropractor.

Have needed to see one of those since I first tried to s... Have needed one for quite a while.

its the hope that will kill you
he's obviously is a great player
and will defo sovle your midfield problem, oh wait...
i felt like this when fowler came back, it was a laugh but

Cristiano Ronaldo held Juventus back: just what do Manchester United see in him?

Returning superstar will certainly score goals, but his chief use to Old Trafford will be that most modern of roles: a celebrity content provider.

Cristiano Ronaldo held Juventus back: just what do Manchester United see in him? | Cristiano Ronaldo | The Guardian

Originally Posted by cyrille

Cristiano Ronaldo held Juventus back: just what do Manchester United see in him? | Cristiano Ronaldo | The Guardian

Probably about right. That and shirt sales.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Cristiano Ronaldo held Juventus back

Yes, an average of 34 goals a season for 3 seasons is detrimental.


Let's face it. With Utd's attacking line up he won't need to move from the box. Even with a late start he'll be 1st or 2nd for PL goals scored this season.