Thread: Manchester Utd

Remind me where Southampton are in the league again?

'''Tell them I’ll fix this''' - What Casemiro told agent after Man Utd'''s shocking opening-day defeat to Brentford | Goal.com

WHAT HAPPENED? It is hard to believe that Man Utd suffered two humiliating defeats in the first games of the season, however if it wasn't for them they may have not signed Casemiro. After watching United be demolished by Brentford, Casemiro was texting his agent a very confident message in order to force a move to Old Trafford through.

WHAT HE SAID: According to The Telegraph, after the Brentford game Casemiro messaged his agent: "Tell them I’ll fix this." Talk about self-confidence!

THE BIGGER PICTURE: The Telegraph suggest that for around six weeks before his transfer Casemiro had been fixated on joining the Red Devils.

Of course, we're Manchester United. The biggest club in the world.

'fixated', eh?

Originally Posted by cyrille

'fixated', eh?

Not sure what you're on about bitter Cy.

Maybe I can refocus you on the league tables of your Liverpool heroes in the Premiership and your relegation threatened baggies in the division below that I don't even care enough about to type the name of.

Weggo confirmed on loan for the rest of the season.

A very good loan move, that will help guide the move for a #9 in the summer.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Weggo confirmed on loan for the rest of the season.

A very good loan move, that will help guide the move for a #9 in the summer.

Certainly something different to what we normally have.

Today: get beer. Hide behind sofa. Flounce from/Celebrate on TD.

^ is Rashord you capt in the fantasy?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ is Rashord you capt in the fantasy?

I haven't logged in for weeks.

It's too much to keep updating that when I'm on a food odyssey around SE Asia.

You can click on my team, can't you?

Well hal has certainly been brimming with confidence all week.

So obviously it'll all have gone tits up by about 21:00 local time.

Originally Posted by cyrille

been brimming with confidence all week.

Brimming with something out of a bottle more like, T minus 3 hours 30 minutes til he goes radio silent for a few weeks

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well hal has certainly been brimming with confidence all week.

So obviously it'll all have gone tits up by about 21:00 local time.

Yeah, to be fair Cy, I'm now nervous as fuck waiting for the Stella to arrive.

Always the same on derby day against City or Liverpool though. Plus we normally get beat at home and they are definitely gonna be hurting after Wednesday.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Brimming with something out of a bottle more like

On the way, as above. Was meant to be dry January...but football.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

dry January.

As someone posted:

There is Dry Martini and Dry Gin

Originally Posted by helge

As someone posted:

There is Dry Martini and Dry Gin

I did 8 days when you factor in time zones.

BT Sport opening questions.

To Rashford: "Where were you born?"

Answer: "Manchester."

To Foden: "Where were you born?"

Answer: "Stockport."



Sums the Stockport/piehead wankers up to a T. MANCHESTER HAS BEEN, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RED.

Of course none of Manchester are World Club champions

Forecast

Utd 1-City 3

Right. I'm off.

See you later or in about 6 months time.

you may be entering your benitez phase, still 10+ years to go

Good attacking game so far, evenly balanced

Originally Posted by david44

Good attacking game so far, evenly balanced

i wouldn't say attacking, but it has been a Ten Hag tactical masterclass so far- as Jim Beglin just called it. The better team with the better chances and City playing the game in their own half and United limiting the options for them to move forward.

He was obviously gonna go this way after the debacle at the Emptyhad when we tried to take them on and were 3 down in 20 minutes (Ten Hag got it hopelessly wrong that day to be fair).

Fred not letting De Bruyne out of his sight.

Still another 45 to endure of one of my 2 most horrible games of the year though.

COME ON UNITED!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Ten Hag tactical masterclass

FFS

Looks like your golden boy is out injured.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

FFS

Looks like your golden boy is out injured.

You might be the only person in the entire world who disagrees with this assessment, Chits.

It's ok to be different though- we've seen you trying get into MM's knickers.

If City get 1 though, just one slip in concentration from us: game over.

Rashford back.

Hopefully Pep won't bring on Haaland at halftime.


A masterclass in management from Tenno thus far.


Of course it could be the same for the next 45 minutes, then in 10 seconds the twats could have KDB to Foden to Haaland to the back of the net without a United touch.


Antony coming on for Martial.

That's good.